cherub
[cher-uhb]
noun
plural
cherubs, cherubim(in the Bible) a celestial being.
Theology., a member of the second order of angels, often represented as a beautiful rosy-cheeked child with wings.
a beautiful or innocent person, especially a child.
a person, especially a child, with a sweet, chubby, innocent face.
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Allan was dating an angel. He had always thought that, but in a metaphorical sense, but ten minutes ago, he found that it was very literal. He was currently sitting on the living room couch next to Molly. Her large, white wings were folded up neatly behind her back. Luckily, she did not glow, nor did she seem to have a halo.
“So ... how much of the various religious texts are real?” He asked. It was not what he really wanted to ask, but it was as good a starting point as any.
“Very little.” She replied. “For one thing, I’m not some dead person who got to heaven, and I wasn’t created by a deity. We’re real, living creatures. I have parents, siblings. All that good stuff. Maybe I’ll introduce you to them one of these days.”
Allan was not about to comment on meeting her parents. That was a whole different discussion, regardless of her species. “Huh, okay. So, God?”
“Nope. Well, I guess the head of our leadership council has a title that could loosely be translated as ‘deity,’ but that’s about it.”
“What about different types of angels?”
“Different types?”
“Yeah, like cherubs, seraphs and all that stuff.”
“Ah, got it.” She shifted around a bit on the couch. Her wings almost hit him. The feathers did brush against his arm. They were a lot stiffer than he would have thought. “Let’s see, cherubs are just what we call our babies, so those are certainly real. Then there are seraphim and archangels. Although, those are complicated, and seraphs aren’t even angels. They’re basically light elementals we outfit in special armor.”
“Okay, what? Light elementals?”
“Oh sure. All kinds of elementals exist. We have a bit of a relationship with the light variety, for obvious reasons.” As she said those last words, her eyes began to glow a golden light. Whatever she was doing, she ended quickly. “Don’t worry, outfitting them in seraph armor doesn’t hurt them. Actually, they like it.”
“They do? How do you know? Can they talk?”
“The oldest and most powerful can. They say the seraph armor feels really good and supplies them with more power than they’d be able to gain on their own. So yeah, that’s the seraphim. Archangels are more complicated. That’s going to need a lot of background stuff and all kinds of explanations. But for now, the super simple answer is that they’re elevated angels.”
“I’ll take your word for it. So, what about the other kinds? I can pull up a list if you don’t know.”
She chuckled. “Maybe later. For now, I’m wondering how you’re holding up. I mean, you’re taking this a lot better than I thought you would be. I expected a much more, uh, dramatic reaction.”
“Oh, I am barely keeping it together. I expect once you’re gone, I’ll probably collapse into a senseless pile as my entire worldview collapses down around me.”
“Got it. If you want, I can stay longer to delay that. You know, give you more time to mentally process and hopefully not have a mental breakdown.”
“That’s...probably a good idea.” He paused for a few seconds. There were so many questions running through his mind. Topics both big and small, important and irrelevant. He was not sure why he asked the next question, only that’s what his mind landed on. “So, do you call them cherub pictures?”
Molly snorted, then burst out laughing. It was a good sound. Maybe he could deal with having a literally angelic girlfriend. Once he got over the fact that angels existed to begin with anyway.
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Honestly, I have no idea if I ended this at a good place. A conversation like this can last a long time. Way too long for a story of this length. So yeah, hopefully this is a good enough ending point.