unceremoniously
[ uhn-ser-uh-moh-nee-uhs-lee ]
adverb
- in a way that seems rudely abrupt or hasty; suddenly and without apology or explanation:
After settling our hotel bill we were unceremoniously thrown out without even a smile or a thank-you.
The waves were so strong that they lifted the steamer and unceremoniously dumped it a mile upriver from the estuary.
- without observing normal conventions or formalities; informally or casually:
Served unceremoniously on wax paper, this pool hall burger is a deliciously unpretentious bargain.
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As two figures flew through the air, one of them mused at the situation. Mainly on how this was not how things were supposed to go. He was a great villain. His name, Black Iron, struck fear into the hearts of men the world over. But now?
“Hey!” called the villain. “Can we talk about this? And don’t pretend you can’t hear me, I know you can!”
The hero, a young man calling himself Starborne, slowed to a stop and hovered in midair. He hoisted Black Iron up, still wrapped in the heavy steel beam.
“What is it?” The hero asked with a sigh.
“This isn’t how things are supposed to go.”
“What do you mean? You broke the law. I have evidence of you breaking the law.” Starborne said, shrugging his shoulder to call attention to the well stuffed backpack there. “And now I’m taking you to jail. Seems pretty simple to me.”
“No, well, I mean, yes that is the goal. But…Look, I know you’re new to the whole hero thing. Here’s how it’s supposed to go. I threaten someone or something. You show up, we have a bit of banter, throw some verbal jabs, maybe a one liner or two. Then we have a big climactic fight, where I just barely manage to escape. You don’t treat me like this.”
“Like what? Like a criminal?”
“Yes. I mean, no, but…” The villain took a deep breath. “You’re treating me, a prime villain, like some common thug. You can’t just dump me in prison like I’m someone else’s henchman.”
Starborne looked like he was thinking about something. “So…you wanted to fight me?”
“Yes.”
“A big fight that would probably cause a lot of collateral damage and endanger who knows how many civilians?”
Black Iron worked his jaw up and down for a moment. “Well, when you put it that way…Yes. I’m a villain, remember? What do I care about a few people who got bad luck?”
“Yeah, and I’m a hero. I do care about those people. Why have a big fight that puts them in danger when I can just dart in, tie you up and take you to jail? Besides, this is easier and faster. Also, that whole letting you escape thing? Yeah, that doesn’t sit well with me. Best to just put you behind bars and be done with it.”
“Oh come on. What will the other heroes think? You’ll be the guy that overturned decades of tradition!”
“I think I can live with that.”
“But what happens when I escape? You know I will.”
“Really? Are you sure about that? I’m taking you to a pretty secure facility. And without all your tech you’re just a normal person, right?”
“Hey! I’m one of the greatest geniuses the world has ever known! I’m hardly ‘normal.’”
“Physically though, you’re normal?”
“That…isn’t inaccurate.” The villain said in a quiet voice.
“Well then as long as you don’t get any tech, I’d say you’re not going anywhere. And with the evidence I got on you, I’m sure you’ll be getting a nice, long sentence. Now unless you’ve got something else to say, I’d like to drop you off soon. I’ve got other things to do today, so I’d rather make this quick.”
And with that, the hero resumed his flight. Black Iron grumbled into the wind. When he got out, because he was sure he would, he would make sure to look into who Starborne was. After all, kidnapping significant others was another time honored villain tradition. One that Black Iron would take great pleasure in doing.
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I hope everyone's ready for Halloween tomorrow. Stay safe, have fun and don't eat too much candy.