Friday, September 25, 2026

Word: Avarice

avarice

 [av-er-is] / ˈæv ər ɪs /

noun

  1. insatiable greed for riches; inordinate, miserly desire to gain and hoard wealth.

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                Hector sat before the old woman. At least, she appeared to be an old woman. If the stories were true, she was far more than that. The air around her was certainly different from that outside the small tent. And not just because of the incense the gave the space a heavy herbal scent. It was more like everything inside the tent, the air included, was part of the woman. Hector did not let that bother him. As long as he did not provoke her, he would be fine.

                “Greetings, hero.” The woman said. Her voice was thin and hoarse. But there was something odd about it. Hector almost thought there were two voices, one occurring just beyond the range of his hearing. “I know what it is you come for.”

                “I’m sure you do.” Hector replied. “What will it cost me to learn what I want?”

                “Nothing you need to worry about. I am collecting my payment even now. Do not worry, it shall not harm you.”

                Hector looked inwards, trying to find what he was losing. He could not feel anything different. That was good. If he could get the answers he sought without losing anything of value, he could only think of this as a complete win.

                “Very well.”

                “Good. Now, you come seeking power, yes?”

                “I do. I wish to know the best way to grow stronger so that I may triumph over the evils that plague this world.”

                The woman’s mouth curled up into a toothy grin. Her teeth were uneven and yellowing. And some of them seemed sharper than they should have.

                “I can do this. I can give you knowledge of your greatest strength, so that you can grow it. Or I can give you knowledge of your greatest weaknesses, so that you may correct it. Either will accomplish what you seek.”

                “Not both?”

                “Not with the payment you are providing.”

                That was a disappointment. But he would not press the matter. That would likely lead to him gaining nothing, or worse.

                “In that case, tell me my weakness. I shall strive to eliminate it.”

                The woman’s grin grew a tiny bit. She looked at him long and hard. Then she spoke.

                “Avarice. That is your weakness.”

                “Avarice?”

                “Greed. You seek to possess much. More than you need. More than you should have. Power. Gold. Even social connections. You seek all of it, even at the expense of others.”

                “That…that’s not true.” Hector said quickly.

                “Is it not? Tell me, when you and your companions found that magic book last month, what did you do?”

                “I took it, obviously. I was the best choice.”

                “Were you? That book was for the element of water. You are a user of light, are you not?”

                “I…am…”

                “And your companion, an elementalist. One who uses water quite adeptly.”

                Hector’s brow furrowed in thought. Was she right? Had he made an error in judgement that day?

                “Now tell me, why did you really want that book.”

                “Be…because…” Hector started, but stopped to think. Why had he done that? And now that he thought about it, the same could be said for several other magic items currently in his possession. Weren’t there others who could use them better? There was only one real answer he could give. Well, there were several, but only one that he knew, deep down, was correct.

                “Because I wanted it. I wanted it for no reason other than I wanted it.”

                “Yes. Good.” The woman said. “The first step to overcoming a weakness is to admit that you have it. Recognize your own greed. Know it. And then learn to overcome it. It will not happen right away. It will be a slow and painful process. But if you can overcome your own avarice, you will grow considerably. As a hero. As a member of a team. As a person. Now, I have given you the answer you seek. Go and make use of what you have learned. And perhaps someday you will find your way back to me. Good luck, hero.”

                Hector wanted to ask more. So much more. But was that his greed, or was it curiosity? No, it was best to leave now and think. He had a lot of soul searching to do.

Tuesday, September 15, 2026

Word: Croquembouche

croquembouche

 [kroh-kuhm-boosh, kraw-kahn-boosh] / ˌkroʊ kəmˈbuʃ, krɔ kɑ̃ˈbuʃ /

noun

French Cooking.
  • croquembouches
  1. a pyramid of bite-size cream puffs coated and held in place with caramelized sugar.

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                Mary felt it. Something stupid was about to happen.

                “Hey, Mary!”

                She winced. She knew it was going to be something stupid. Brad hadn’t even asked her anything yet, and she knew it. Her day had instantly gotten dumber, just with his presence. Still, she put on her best fake smile and turned to face the guy.

                “Hi Brad.” She purposely did not give him any opening to keep talking. It would not work, of course, but she would be damned if she gave him any excuse.

                “So, you might have heard that my nephew is having a very special birthday on Saturday.”

                “That’s…nice.” A pit formed in her stomach. A birthday could only mean one thing.

                “Yup, sure is. Kid’s going far in life, you know? Anyway, I heard you do a bit of baking and was wondering if you can whip something up.”

                “I’ll…think about it and let you know. Probably by the end of the day.” She would, of course, politely refuse. There was still plenty of time to get the kid a store-bought cake.

                “That’s cool. Just know he would love to have a home-made dessert for his big seven.”

                “He’s turning seven?”

                Brad nodded enthusiastically. Now she wanted to bake for this party even less. A kid would be perfectly fine with a normal cake. An ice cream cake if his parents wanted to get a bit “fancy” with it. She was about to reply when something Brad had said started ringing alarm bells.

                “So, Brad, what kind of cake were you thinking?”

                “So you’ll do it? That’s awesome! I can’t wait to tell—”

                “I didn’t say that. I asked what kind of cake your nephew wants. That’s going to play a big part in whether I agree to do this.”

                “Well, my little sister wants something a little different for his party. Cakes are overdone. Anyone can make a cake.”

                Mary resisted an eye roll.

                “She wants something fancy. Uh, what did she call it? Croak…something.”

                “Croak…something?” That feeling of dread grew. “

                “Yeah. Big tower of cream puffs.”

                “Croquembouche?”

                “Yeah! You know what it is?”

                She took a deep breath. “Brad, did you seriously just ask me to make a croquembouche for a seven-year old’s birthday party?”

                “Well, he’s six and turning seven, but yeah. Is that a problem?”

                “Oh, I don’t know. How do I feel about making one of the most technically difficult and precise French desserts in less than three days? How do you think I feel?” She made sure to add in as much of her frustration and lack of interest enter her voice as she possibly could.

                “Oh, it can’t be that bad. It’s just a bunch of cream puffs.”

                “A very specific type of puff pastry, arranged in a very precise way, and intricately decorated with very fine caramel threads. I could go into all the reasons why this is a difficult dessert. And I could tell you what it’s normally reserved for and why. What I will tell you is that no baker will make a full croquembouche for a kid’s birthday party. Especially not so close to said birthday party. You can ask around at any bakery in town. They’ll all say the same thing.”

                “Come on, Mary. Be nice.”

                “No, Brad. My answer to your request is no. Especially since I’m guessing you’d hope I would do this for free.”

                Brad recoiled in shock. “Free? Absolutely not! You would be given an exclusive invitation to the greatest birthday celebration in town.”

                “This party wouldn’t happen to be the one for your nephew, would it?”

                “Obviously.”

                “So…you want me to do a highly technical, intricate bake with very little time to spare, and the only compensation is to attend a child’s birthday party. Yeah, no. I’m not doing that. Go buy him an ice cream cake. He’ll be thrilled.”

                Mary did not give Brad more time to say anything. She turned around and walked away. Hopefully by the time she got back his attention would be locked on someone else. Probably another person to try and sucker into his ridiculous baking request.

Saturday, September 12, 2026

Word: Lagan

lagan

 [lag-uhn] / ˈlæg ən /

noun

Law.
  1. anything sunk in the sea, but attached to a buoy or the like so that it may be recovered.

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                Ben could feel his body going cold. The would on his side pulsed and the red color bled through the white cloth distressingly quickly. He wished he could have gone to a hospital, any kind of doctor’s office, really. But he did not have a choice. He had to get to the drop point before he passed out. Or likely worse.

                What really sucked was that the drop point was in the middle of the ocean. Which meant the only medical supplies he currently had access to was what first-aid kit was on the boat he had “borrowed”. He gritted his teeth as he regretted not having time to get it treated properly before having to get away.

                He winced as a particularly choppy set of waves made the boat lurch and jump, agitating his wound even more. He glanced at the package. It bounced a bit, but stayed put. That was good. If it went overboard before he got to the right place, everything would get a lot worse for the others.

                Luckily Ben was getting close. His vision was getting blurry and fading, but he could hold on just long enough to get to the right place. Sure enough, he saw it. A small reflector bobbing just above the water. The kind of thing that most people would just ignore. But for Ben, it represented the end of his current mission.

                He slowed the boat to a stop, thankful that the weather was nice. Ben gritted his teeth and got to work. His wound throbbed and blood started to leak out from beneath the bandage, but he had to do this. The boat was low enough to the water that he was able to grab the reflector and pull. Attached to it was a ring of floatation devices, hidden by the water. And attached to those was a long rope.

                Ben let out a groan of pain as he pulled. Not for the first time he wondered why the damn thing had to be so long. But eventually the rope came out of the water. A hook was tied to the end of it. A hook that he was able to use to attach the package to the small buoy-like assembly. The other members of his team would be able to retrieve it once the heat died down enough.

                Getting the package overboard was not easy though. The thing was heavy. It pulled at his side, and he could feel his limbs starting to go cold for reasons that had nothing to do with being wet. Blood had soaked completely through the bandage, and he had no time to change it. If there was enough material left to do so.

                His arms trembled as he dumped it. The rope followed, and the reflector buoy left the boat not long after. Ben looked overboard, holding his breath that it would work. That the package was not too heavy for the small assembly to remain floating. He only breathed when he saw the reflector emerge from the water.

                Ben limped to the steering column and start the boat back up. His vision started to go dark, but thought he could hold on. Maybe just long enough to get back to land. A grin crossed his face as the boat continued on its way.