Thursday, June 4, 2026

Word: Davenport

davenport 

[dav-uhn-pawrt, -pohrt] / ˈdæv ənˌpɔrt, -ˌpoʊrt /

noun

  1. a large sofa, often one convertible into a bed.

  2. Chiefly British. a small writing desk.

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                When the light died down, Vince gazed upon a space he had not seen in years. Well, years from his point of view anyway. To the rest of the world, it was mere minutes. The wonders of otherworld travel never ceased to amaze.

                “So this is your home.” Celia said. She looked around and her face furrowed. “It’s…it’s not what I expected.”

                “It’s okay, you can say it. It’s a tiny, rundown apartment in the worst part of the city. I know what it is.”

                “Well, when you spoke about the wonders of your world, I assumed even a small home would be…more than this.”

                Vince gave a half-hearted chuckle. He was glad she had chosen to come on the trip with him, he really was. He was also a bit disappointed that he would no longer amaze her with tales of wonderous technology. At least she would finally be able to try real pizza now.

                “Hopefully you’ll see some better parts tomorrow.”

                “Why tomorrow?”

                “Because today I have to get you clothes so that you don’t stand out too much.”

                Celia wore long robes and accessories that would look perfect in a ren faire, but not on a normal sidewalk. She would stand out too much and be on the internet in seconds. He did not want her first experience to be going viral.

                “I can’t wear this?” She asked, looking down at her own outfit.

                “Not the best idea. I’ll have to change as well, but I already have the clothes to go outside in and not attract attention.”

                “Ah, I see. Well, can you show me around this place first?”

                “Uh, sure. This is the living room. That’s the kitchen, and that’s the bathroom.” He said, pointing out the areas. The only one with a door between them was the bathroom.

                “What about a bedroom?”

                “Yeah, we’re in there now.”

                “Here? Where’s the bed?”

                Vince pointed at the couch. It was fairly large, but not in the best shape. Celia got as worried look on her face.

                “That’s…please tell me you don’t sleep on that.”

                “I do, but it’s not as bad as it looks. It’s not great, but still. Here, let me show you.”

                Vince removed the cushions from the couch, grabbed a small handle, and pulled. The couch unfurled into a small bed. Celia’s eyes opened wide with joy.

                “Oh! That’s quite the clever thing. I had no idea a bed could be built into a sofa like this. I’m sure the idea will go over wonderfully when we return.”

                Vince was not so sure. “Uh, before we start selling this idea, maybe you should try it first.”

                “Why? Is there something wrong?”

                Vince did not answer. Celia shrugged and got on the couch-bed. She lay down and immediately started tossing around.

                “Yeah.” Vince said. “That lump will never go away. It’s the support bar under the mattress, so it’s pretty much just there.”

                “How long did you sleep on this…monstrosity of a bed?”

                “A few years. Remember when we first met I had a lot of back problems? Well, this is why. It’s not actually supposed to be a primary bed. It’s meant for an emergency guest accommodation. But this apartment is too small for anything else, so it’s what I have to use.”

                Celia slid off the bed and went to Vince, wrapping her arms around him in a sympathetic embrace. “Oh, you poor dear. I had no idea you were suffering so much.”

                Vince returned the hug. It did not last long, but it was still nice.

                “Well, we only have to put up with it for a month before we go back. Let me tell you, I definitely won’t miss this part. Anyway, see that little white box in the kitchen? That’s called a mini-fridge. It keeps food cold. I should have some things in there. I’m going to go change and get you some things to wear. Then we can go over what we’ll be doing while we’re here.”

                She nodded. “Okay. Is there anything else I can do while you’re gone?”

                Vince reached into his inventory, glad the magical storage ability still worked, and pulled out his phone. He had not touched it since the battery died years ago, but now he had a way to recharge it. A quick search brought him to the power cord, and the device was still charging.”

                “It’ll be a little while, but you can use this while it’s charging. Now that we’re here, it’ll actually work.”

                He gave her the code to unlock it and a brief tutorial on how to work it. With that done, he changed from the high class fantasy clothes he had been wearing to the common, non-fantasy variety. Then he headed out to find a clothing store and think about what he would do for the next month.

Thursday, May 28, 2026

Word: Mercurial

mercurial


[mer-kyoor-ee-uhl] / mərˈkyʊər i əl /

adjective

  1. changeable; volatile; fickle; flighty; erratic.

    a mercurial nature.

  2. animated; lively; sprightly; quick-witted.

  3. pertaining to, containing, or caused by the metal mercury.

  4. (initial capital letter) of or relating to the god Mercury.

  5. (initial capital letter) of or relating to the planet Mercury.

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                When Alan had heard he had been chosen to be the fairy princess’s bodyguard during her visit to human lands, he had some ideas about what the job would be like. He had pictured a dainty, ethereal beauty. Maybe a bit of a mischievous streak, but still gentle and stately. The kind of woman that songs were written about. No, not songs. Odes. Maybe even a full epic poem.

                That was not what he got. Not by a long shot.

                “Ooo, what’s that?”

                The princess zipped around the marketplace to get a closer look at whatever shiny thing caught her attention. It was easy for her to do, considering she was barely a foot tall. Alan groaned as he pushed his way passed the crowds to catch up to his charge.

                He caught the princess using a well-polished plate as a mirror. She was making faces in it, contorting her face in ways that would be fun for a child. And, apparently a fairy. She Did a small twirl and her wings hit the plate, sending it clattering into nearby sets of tableware. Luckily, none of them were damaged, and the shopkeeper seemed more amused than anything.

                The fairy princess giggled raucously at the sight. Then something else caught her eye and she started to zip off. Alan made a mad dash for her and was able to catch up. She grabbed her out of the air.

                “Hey, what’s the big idea?” She shouted.

                “Sorry, princess.” Alan said. “But I am your bodyguard while you’re here, and it’s very hard to guard your body if you keep rushing off to look at every little thing.”

                “Aww, boo. You’re no fun.” She said with a huff.

                “Yes, yes, I’m the big boring human.”

                “So long as you know that. Hey, have you ever thought about being a knight? I can knight you! That’s totally something I can do. I dub thee Sir…uh…Sir...”

                After a few moments, Alan looked at her with an eyebrow raised. “You can’t think of anything good, can you?”

                “Gimme a minute! I’ll totally think of a good one. It’ll go so good that…that those music singing humans—”

                “Bards? Minstrels?”

                “Yeah, them. They’ll definitely sing about the totally great and not at all an insult knight name I can give you.”

                “Well as much of an honor as that would be, I’m afraid I must respectfully decline your highness. I doubt that the king and queen will appreciate a human knight in fae lands.”

                Aside from the potential political problems, Alan just did not want to be tied to this particular princess for the rest of his life. That was a surefire way for him to go grey and bald before he was 30.

                “Aw you’re no fun.”

                “I do believe we’ve already established that, yes.”

                “If I promise not to rush off, will you let me go?”

                “If I thought you were capable of keeping such a promise I would.”

                “I…I…” She paused and thought for a moment. “Okay, yeah, I gotta give you that one. There’s just so many fun things around here!”

                “Tell you what, if you behave and stick close to me for an hour, I’ll show you a dog. Behave for two hours and I’ll show you a cat.”

                The princess’s eyes went wide. “I have no idea what either of those are, but I know I absolutely want to meet both of them!”

                “Good. You know what that means though, right?”

                “I’m going to stick to your side like I have a…what are those metal rope things called?”

                “Chains?”

                “Right. I’ll stick to you like I have a chain tied between us.”

                Alan hummed and hawed for a moment. He was not sure if this was a good idea, but he would give it a try. He let the princess go, and much to his surprise she did not immediately dart off.

                “Good. Now if you want to see something, let me know, okay?”

                “I can do that! I can absolutely do that!”

                Alan was not so sure. But he would just have to hope she was up to the task. And that she did not actually know how long an hour was.


 

 

Saturday, May 23, 2026

Word: erinaceous

 

erinaceous

[er-uh-ney-shuhs] / ˌɛr əˈneɪ ʃəs /

adjective

Zoology.
  1. of the hedgehog kind or family. 

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                It had been too long since Dan visited his aunt and uncle. They just lived so far away that it could be a hassle to get there. It was a shame though. He wondered if his cousin, Rick, even remembered him. The kid hadn’t even hit double digits in age yet, so probably not.

                He found Rick in the basement, right where his parents said he’d be. The boy was huddled over a desk with a scattered mess of colored pencils lying around and a sheet of paper in front of him. So Rick was into art, huh? Dan was not much of an artist himself, but he could appreciate the talent when it emerged.

                Dan waited a little while before speaking. He did not want to interrupt the young artist’s flow. He may not be an artist himself, but Dan could still understand not wanting to be interrupted while in the middle of something.

“Hey there.” He said once a good moment had come.

Rick turned and immediately shied away. Which likely meant that he did not remember Dan. It was disappointing, but not unexpected.

“I guess you don’t remember me, huh?”

Rick shook his head.

“Yeah, that’s not a surprise. I think the last time I saw you, you were barely in school. My name is Dan, and I’m your big cousin.”

Rick’s brow furrowed in deep thought. Dan could imagine what was going through the kid’s head.

“If it helps, I’m your aunt Jenny and uncle Roy’s son. That means we’re what’s called first cousins.”

“Why first? Aren’t cousins just cousins?”

“Kind of. There’s a lot of different kinds of cousins, actually. But the kids of brothers and sisters are first cousins. It gets tricky after that though.”

“Oh.”

Rick clearly did not understand. That was fine. Dan barely understood himself. Best not to complicate things too much right now.

“So, you like to draw? That’s cool. I can’t draw very good, so it’s good to know there’s at least one artist in the family.”

“Yeah, I like it.”

“Can I see?”

Rick nodded, so Dan went over and looked. Dan stiffened for a brief moment. The drawing was not very good, which was to be expected of someone who was only eight. But it was competent enough that he could tell what it was meant to be. And it could lead to so many places. Horrible, terrible ones if not handled carefully.

“That’s a cool picture. What, uh, what is it?”

“It’s a character I made up. I found a really cool game with neat characters that I like, so made one up that could play with them.”

It was as he feared. Hopefully Rick would not fall to the dark side of that particular fandom.

“Oh really?”

“Yup. It’s called Sonic Rumble Party, and it has a bunch of characters like this one. And...and I found out that there’s a lot more games with them in it, but I haven’t played them yet, but mom and dad say I can when I’m older.”

“Yeah, Sonic’s pretty cool. He’s been around longer than I have, and has a lot of games. The series might even be as old as your mom and dad.”

Rick’s eyes went wide. The boy likely could not even comprehend that idea.

“But listen, it’s cool if you want to make a character from the Sonic universe, okay? Just don’t look up anyone else’s, okay?”

“Why not?”

“Because some people aren’t cool and creative like I bet you are. They might want their characters to do some weird stuff. So just, you know, be careful with it, okay?”

“Okay?” Rick looked more confused than anything. Dan would have to guide his younger cousin. Make sure the boy did not stumble upon the hellhole that was the Sonic the Hedgehog original character community.