premonish
[ pri-mon-ish ]
verb (used with or without object)
- to warn beforehand.
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Jonah’s head pounded. Actually, his entire body hurt. That was, in a way, a good thing. It meant he was still alive. Although, given what he had been doing previously, that could also be a very bad thing. He almost regretted having to move, but he did.
He opened his eyes and saw he was not, in fact, in a dungeon filled with unspeakable tools of torture and evil. He was in what looked to be a cabin. Dried herbs hung from the ceiling beams, and a cozy fireplace sat nestled against a wall. Various wooden furniture sat dotted around the room, and a small pot hung over the fireplace, even though there was currently no fire.
This did not make Jonah feel much better. He knew where he was, and it was not a place to be comfortable in. He groaned and sat up.
“So, fought Dravlin, did ya?” Came the voice of the cabin’s owner. Jonah groaned and turned to find a stooped, wrinkled old woman sitting on a chair. Her entire body radiated smugness.
“Yes, I did.” He said heavily.
“Got your butt kicked?”
He sighed and nodded.
“Bet you couldn’t even do any damage to him, could you, even with that fancy sword of yours.”
His shoulders slumped.
“Oh I do love a good ‘I told you so’ moment. I really do. Because I did tell you. Several times. I told you Dravlin’s invincible. I told you that. Several times. But no. You went and fought him anyway.”
“I…I thought you were speaking metaphorically. Or maybe, like, nobody had ever damaged him, so everyone assumed he couldn’t be damaged at all.”
“Oh you poor, stupid boy.” The old woman said with a sigh. The woman, who Jonah knew as a witch named Aretti, stood and moved to a low table. “How many people do you think try and kill that man every year? The answer is a lot. More than you know. Many with more skill and more powerful magic than you. And yet, none of them could even ruffle his hair. I mean, come on, boy. His name in the old tongue literally means Invincible. A fact which I mentioned the last time you were here.”
“Yeah, but that’s just a name.”
“A name in the old tongue. And that matters a lot more than in this simple language used nowadays. Back then, words had weight. Speaking something really mattered back then. And names doubly so.”
Jonah grumbled under his breath, then changed the subject. “So why’d you save me?”
“Hm…two reasons. One is that if at least one person survives an encounter with Dravlin, maybe they’d be able to come up with a countermeasure to his annoying quality of being immune to damage. The second, is that now you owe me.”
Jonah now wished he had died. The last time he owed the witch something had not been pleasant. He groaned.
“Oh now don’t be like that. It won’t be as bad as last time, I promise. Besides, you handled it surprisingly well. And promptly. I do like a boy who pays their debts in a timely manner.”
“What do you want?” He said sullenly.
Aretti moved around the table, gathering herbs and bundles up. She stuck them into a basket, which she handed to him.
“Go to Valen and give these to the White Oracle. Nobody else. Only her.”
“A…a delivery? That’s all you want?”
She smiled a toothy grin. It was unsettling, due to her missing several teeth. And the teeth she did have were those of a large, carnivorous animal.
“Oh yes. That’s all. Don’t worry, the Oracle’s minders will let you through just fine once they see my basket.
“Why so easy?”
“Because I want Dravil dead almost ass much as you do. And if anyone can figure out how to make it happen, it’s someone who already fought him and knows what his unique body feels like. Take your time on the way. Think about it. I know that’s not your strong suit, but I’m sure there’s a way. He’s invincible, but nobody is immortal. Now get out of here. And hey, if you’re really lucky, maybe the Oracle will spin you a prophetic hint while you’re there.”
Jonah climbed off the bed, feeling the pains of his battle. He took a deep breath and clutched the basket close before gathering the rest of his things and heading out. He was very careful with every step he took. There was no way a job from that witch would be as easy as she let on.
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And this is what happens when you go to fight the final boss before doing the required quests.