Wednesday, December 11, 2019

Word: Forby




forby

or for·bye

[ fawr-bahy ]

preposition, adverb Chiefly Scot.

1. close by; near.
2. besides.

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               “It’s close.  I can smell it.” George said.
               He held his net at the ready, prepared to drop it on the creature the moment he saw its furry form.  He slowly crept through the yard, periodically checking behind something.
               “Should we tell him? Asked Kyle, one of George’s kids.
               “Are you kidding?  We usually have to pay for this kind of entertainment.” Replied Ted, the elder brother.
               “Yeah, but it’s kind of sad, isn’t it?”
               “That’s what makes it fun.”
               George approached a small bush at a slow pace.  He gave a triumphant yell and jumped behind the plant, only to find nothing.  He still looked closely at the ground nearby.
               “I think you almost had it, Dad!” Ted called.
               “Don’t encourage him.” Kyle said.  “I still think we should tell him.”
               “Tell him what?  That he’s right, it is super close?  Then what’ll he say?”
               “I think we should just outright tell him it’s behind him.”
               The furry creature stood just behind the teen’s father.  Whenever the man moved, it did too.  The thing was definitely smarter than most animals its size.  Of course, it was nothing any of them had ever seen.  It looked like a cross between a rabbit and a squirrel that stood on two legs.  It looked intently at George, always jumping around to stand directly behind its would-be captor. 
               “Where is it!” George cried.  “I know it’s somewhere around here.  My hunting instincts are screaming that it’s close.”
               “Has Dad ever gone hunting?” Kyle asked.
               “Nope.” Ted answered.  “Unless you count hunting for the remote.  And what’s the fun of just telling him?  Besides, do you think it would stick around if we told him?  Pretty sure the only reason it’s ignoring us is because we’re not trying to catch it.”
               “You think so?”
               “Oh yeah, definitely.”
               The animal spared the boys a glance.  Then it went back to moving behind George every time he moved.  George’s face was starting to change color, both from anger and from physical exhaustion.  He still refused to be defeated by the small animal, and continued to run around the yard, trying to find it.
               “Man, he’s really going at it.” Ted said.  He wished he had remembered to bring his phone outside with him.  It was too late now anyway.  “Hey, watch this.”  He called out loud enough for their dad to hear them.  “Hey, Dad!  I think I saw it run up that tree over there.”
               George stopped, looked toward the tree and let out an almost primal bellow.  He charged the tree and did his best to scramble up the trunk. He did not make it very far.
               “That was mean.” Kyle said.
               “But funny.”
               They watched their dad jump around the tree, trying to see the creature that remained just behind it.  Kyle let out a heavy breath.
               “Hey Dad!” He called.
               “Don’t do it.  Don’t be lame.” Ted said. 
               “Think about Orion.”
               George stopped.  His breathing was heavy and he just looked at his son blankly.
               “Yeah, he has no idea what you mean.” Ted said.  “Hell, I don’t know what you mean.”
               Kyle rolled his eyes.  “It’s behind you, Dad.”
               “Dude, not cool.”
               George quickly turned.  This time, the animal remained in place.  The two looked at each other for a moment.  George screamed in rage and swung his net.  The animal nimbly avoided the capture attempt and dashed off into the nearby woods.  George ran after it, but soon came back with slumped shoulders and a net that had a few new holes in it from branches and brambles.
               “That was lame.  You should’ve just kept your mouth shut.”
               “It had to end some time you know.”
               “Yeah, but not that soon.  I mean, we could’ve easily kept him going for another hour.  Maybe gone and got our phones and filmed it.”
               George slumped over to his sons. 
               “Come on boys, let’s…let’s go inside.” He said, defeat etched into every fiber of his being. 
The two boys looked at each other.  Kyle pursed his lips and spoke up.
               “Oh don’t be so down, Dad.  I bet you’ll get it next time.”
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I'll be honest, I didn't really know how to end this one.  I could probably do a better job, but whatever.  This is what I'm willing to do, so yeah.  Sorry. 

Tuesday, December 3, 2019

Word: Benignity




benignity

[ bih-nig-ni-tee ]

noun, plural be·nig·ni·ties.

1. the quality of being benign; kindness.
2. Archaic. a good deed or favor; an instance of kindness: benignities born of selfless devotion.

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               Everyone has an idea of what first contact with aliens should be.  Some thought it would lead to interstellar war.  Others think it will lead to a new kind of refugee.  And others think it will lead to an era of trade and prosperity.
               When first contact finally happened, it was both thrilling and disappointing.  The pure white ship descended from the sky, landing just outside London, England.  That was a sore point for Americans everywhere, who somehow thought that they should be the one getting the alien ship on their soil, simply because that’s what Hollywood said would happen.  And then nothing.  The ship did not move.  Nobody came out of it.  It simply sat there as the British government argued about what to do.
               They finally agreed to approach the vessel, and see if that would provoke a reaction.  It was with great fanfare that hundreds of spectators gathered around the ship.  Farthest away was the civilians.  They came from all over the world to see the historic event, all equipped with cell phones to record the moment.  In front of them was the press.  They were doing much the same thing as the civilians, but with much better equipment.
               The army was next.  They stood by with weapons at the ready, just in case the aliens turned out to be hostile.  They were well armed, bearing all the latest military hardware.  Few thought they would be effective against a species capable of interstellar travel, but the crowd was still relived to have them there.
               Closest to the ship were the world leaders.  Most major countries were represented at the assembly, with the English taking center stage.  They gathered around a large platform that had been placed there just for the occasion.
               And then it happened.  A chime that everyone thought was heavenly filled the air, and a section of the ship opened, lowering a ramp.  A bright light issued forth from the interior of the vessel, blocked only by a humanoid silhouette.
               The figure descended slowly.  As it did, the form resolved into a human.  A beautiful, flawless human.  The only thing that made him different was the pair of large, pure white wings on his back.  More of the beings exited the ship and arrayed themselves in front of the gathered humans.
               “Greetings, mankind.” The first one said.  “We are the Angellians.  And, as before, we come to help you grow.”
               “You were here before?” The English Prime Minister said with awe in his voice.
               “We have.  I has been many hundreds of your years since our last visit though.  We are eager to see how you have used our teachings to grow.”
               The Angellians raised their hands and a white glow filled the area, far brighter than even the Sun.  Those who the light touched felt a warmth course through their bodies, and some small wounds even began to heal.
               “Hm.” The lead Angellian said.  “It seems our lessons did not fair well with the passage of time.” He sounded sad, which broke the hearts of everyone who heard it.  “You have grown greatly technologically, but you have forgotten why you grow.  Do not worry, we shall help you.  We shall remind you of our lessons and help you truly become one people, as you were always meant to be.”
               The people all smiled.  The soldiers lowered their weapons.  What use would they be?  How could such a benign race hurt them?  The Angellians spread out.
               “Now, friends,” The leader of them said gently.  “Let the first lesson begin.”  
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So, what do you think?  Are these guys legit?  Or is this like the "To Serve Man" episode of The Twilight Zone?  Either could be a good story if handled right.  Whether I'm the one to do that remains to be seen.  

Tuesday, November 26, 2019

Word: Stargazer

stargazer

[ stahr-gey-zer ]

noun

1. a person who stargazes, as an astronomer or astrologer.
2. a daydreamer.
3. an impractical idealist.
4. any of several marine fishes of the family Uranoscopidae, having the eyes at the top of the head.
5. sand stargazer.

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               Jenny flopped on the grass and looked up at the stars.  Her friend, Zeke, cocked his head and looked at her.
               “Is there a reason you are laying down?” He asked.
               “Seriously, Zeke?  You have to ask that?  We came all this way out here to look at the stars, and you’re asking why I’m laying down?”
               “Can you not look at the stars standing?”
               “It’s not the same.  Come and join me.  The grass is really nice and the stars are beautiful.”
               They had gone as far away from civilization as they possibly could, and the stars were clearer than Jenny had ever seen.  And, thanks to the warm, cloudless summer night, she had an unobstructed view of the night sky.  This all seemed lost on Zeke, who simply craned his neck up and looked oddly unimpressed.
               “I would rather remain standing.” He said.
               “Oh don’t give me that.  Getting off your feet once in a while won’t kill you.  It’s really nice.” She patted the ground near her.
               Zeke stood still for a moment and then lay down.  He did so with an awkward, jerking movement that was in no way normal.  He did that whenever he had to stop standing.  Even just sitting seemed like a chore for him.
               “You are such a weird guy, Zeke.” Jenny said.  “It’s like your skin isn’t really your own.”
               Zeke stiffened.  “What makes you say that?” He asked.  His eyes darted around as he spoke.
               “Just the way you move and stuff.  It’s like…like you aren’t comfortable in your own skin, you know?  Like it’s someone else’s and you’re just borrowing it.”
               “I see.  That is a silly thing.  You are being silly.  There is no way that is possible, of course.”
               “Well, yeah, obviously.  But you could learn to loosen up a bit.  Just sit back and relax.  That’s why I took you out here.  Just lay back and look at the stars on a beautiful night like this.”
               “I do not see what is so relaxing about looking at stars.  You can not make out any fine detail from this location.”
               “That’s not the point.  Oh hey, look, there’s Orion, and there’s the Big Dipper.  You can see all the constellations really well out here.  Way better than you can back home.”
               “You see patterns in the stars?”
               “Just the normal ones.”
               “I do not see the use in such a thing.  They are not even in the position they appear to be in.”  He pointed to two random stars that were close to each other.  “Those two, for example, are exactly 245,398 light years apart.”
               “That’s…that’s kind of specific.”
               “Specificity is important.”
               “Yeah, but that was…I mean, it’s like you’ve been there or something.”
               Zeke lowered his arm quickly.  “That is crazy.  You are being crazy with that line of thought.  I would recommend not continuing it.  Why not talk about more star patterns?”
               “You mean constellations?”
“Yes.  Constellations.”
Jenny shook her head.  Zeke was a good guy, but he was so weird.
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Yeah, that guy's totally an alien, as if that wasn't clear enough.