Friday, October 3, 2014

Word: Hempy

 

hempy

\ HEM-pee \  , adjective;
1. Scot . mischievous; often in trouble for mischief.
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Mrs. Harrison looked around the room.  The students were oddly quiet.  She had been a teacher long enough to know what that meant.  There was a problem student at work here.  One that she knew would be a frequent thorn in her side.  She just needed to find said student. 
                She scanned the room, trying to pick out the mischief maker.  None of them stood out though.  Mrs. Harrison knew better than to push the issue though, and simply started her lesson for the day.  She took every opportunity to peak over her shoulder and see if the trouble maker was there, with no such luck.
                That could mean any number of things.  It could mean she was dealing with a clever clown.  One who knew when to behave for maximum effect of his pranks, jokes, or other forms of trouble.  Or, it could be that the entire class knew about this person, and they were banding together.  It wouldn’t be the first time she had seen that happen.  As a substitute teacher, she had seen everything in her 40 years o the job.  She would find this problem student, no matter what happened. 
                She took a close look around the room, focusing on the eyes of those in the back row.  Those were the ones to watch.  They’d give it away, even if they didn’t intend to.  Several of them looked dead ahead, focusing with an almost unnatural attention to the board and her lesson.  They wouldn’t be of any help.  The rest of them, on the other hand, were a veritable bold mine on nonverbal information.  Their eyes darted all around the room, looking at various places for mere seconds at a time.  Those eyes didn’t help Mrs. Harrison identify the rascal, but it did tell her one thing.  Whoever it was had already set his trap and was just waiting for her to fall into it. 
                She had already gone in through the door, so there was nothing there.  The board was a whiteboard, not a chalkboard, so it couldn’t be anything involving chalk either.  Mrs. Harrison went to the desk and made to pull out the chair.  And there it was.  A reaction.  A few students leaned forward slightly.  It wasn’t much, but it was there.  She glanced down at the seat and saw it immediately.  A small thumbtack was resting there, just waiting for her to sit on it.   One of the older and more commonly seen tricks to play.  Apparently, whatever skills the mischief maker had in hiding his identity, he lacked in creativity. 
                Mrs. Harrison went to pluck the tack from the cushioned chair, and found it to be stuck.  She pulled a bit before going in for a closer look.  Tape.  He had used tape to hold the tack in place.  A bit more clever, but not by much.  She had seen worse.  Still, the tack had been pushed through the bottom of the tape, so it would need a bit more effort to remove.  She tugged hard enough to overcome the stickiness of the adhesive and finally removed the offending object.
                As soon as she did though, she heard a pop and not a moment later, her glasses and face were covered with thin, red face paint.  She stepped back, more than a little startled and wiped her glasses of to the sound of riotous laughter from the students.  Part of the cushion had been forced apart, and she could see it was much, much thinner than what she had expected.  Apparently, the student had smarter than she had given him credit for.  He had rigged a fake seat cushion with a small airbag like device followed by an equally small paint bomb.  She held the tack, and found a fish line attached to the bottom of it that had acted as the trigger for the whole thing.  She had to give the student some credit.  This was a new one by her, and it was quite clever.  That didn’t mean she could let whoever it was get away with it though.
                She turned to the class and scanned the room.  Just b looking, it was nearly impossible to pick out the culprit.  She called out for the offending student to come forward.  None did, but that was to be expected.  They may not even have heard her over the sound of their own laughter.  She bellowed out her instruction again.  This time, she got a reaction.
                The student who stood to take credit was not one she had been expecting.  The student was not in the back, or even the middle of the room, but the front.  In fact, the student sat in the exact middle of the front row of desks.  The other unexpected trait the prankster had was that it wasn’t a boy, but a girl.  It was one of the girls Mrs. Harrison had thought would be easy to handle due to good behavior.  The girl simply had that small, studious look about her, and had even been in her seat before Mrs. Harrison had arrived.  That fact hit the substitute like a ton of bricks.  Of course it would be her.  This was not something someone could do on short notice.  The reason this girl had been in class so early was because she was setting up the elaborate trap.
                The class cheered as the girl took a bow before the class.  She was clearly quite proud of her feat.  The class cheered her name as Mrs. Harrison demanded she report to the vice principal’s office.  It took several tried to get any of them to respond to her words.  She very nearly had to grab the girl and pull her away from her admirers.  Once the girl was out of the room, it took even longer for the rest of the class to settle down enough for Mrs. Harrison to try and resume teaching.  It wasn’t easy due to the red splotches of paint covering her face, but she would manage.  Still, that girl was something else.  Judging from the set up, this probably wasn’t the first time the girl had pulled something like this off.  She might have even been a regular at the authority’s office.  It was something she had never encountered before in all the time she had been teaching.   Apparently, Mrs. Harrison hadn’t seen everything the job had to offer. 
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Remember kids, doing things like this is bad, ok?  Teachers work hard for what they get.  Don't make their lives any harder with pranks of any kind.  It's not as cool as you might think.

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