Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Word: absquatulate





absquatulate

[ab-skwoch-uh-leyt]
verb (used without object), absquatulated, absquatulating. Slang.
1. to flee; abscond:
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Jaycee looked at her inventory with pride.  She had finally done it.  It had taken her countless hours of grinding, trading, and dungeon diving, but she had done it.  She had finally crafted the rarest, most powerful, most envy inducing weapon in the game.  She simply couldn’t wait to show it off to the rest of her guild.  They would probably worship her like some kind of goddess for possessing something only a handful of other players had.
                There was only one downside.  Crafting this greatest of all weapons sent out an automatic system message congratulating her for her accomplishment.  She was already swamped with whispers that were either congratulating her, asking how much she was selling to for, begging for a handout, or many, many other things.  The sudden burst of attention was fun for a little while, but soon enough Jaycee blocked all the messages, if only to preserve some measure of sanity.  She was just glad none of her guild members were online.  She could still make her big reveal and not spoil it by the system message.
                She was about to log out for the night, when the weapon disappeared.  She looked at the spot in her inventory where the hard earned item was, and instead saw an empty slot.  She felt her eye start to twitch.  She closed and reopened her inventory, hoping it was just a slight glitch.  But no, the weapon that had taken her months to make was simply gone.
                Jaycee immediately went to look at her battle log.  Sure enough, there it was.  The message that she had been pick pocketed.  She swore louder than she probably should have and immediately went on the hunt.  Fortunately, the game told her who had stolen the near priceless weapon, and prevented the thief from simply logging out with his ill gotten gain.  She scanned the well populated city area for the thief.  She spotted him, running away as fast as the game would allow.  She immediately took off in pursuit, activating all the speed buffs she had available.  There was no way she was going to roll over and let the guy get away.
                “Alright, you little punk, let’s do this.”  She said to the screen.
                A few minutes into the chase, she had to admit he was good.  Very good, in fact.  She had been pick pocketed dozens of times before, and the chase had always ended quickly in her favor.  This guy knew what he was doing though.  Every trick she pulled to catch him, he knew one to slip out of her grasp.  He might have even shared a spot on the top 100 players list with her.  He was certainly a pro in the department of running away and avoiding capture, that was for sure.  Jaycee had to admit she was developing some grudging respect for the guy.  Not enough to stop chasing him, but still.
                As the chase continued, Jaycee found her respect giving way to anger and frustration as her opponent continued to elude her.  Every time she got close, he would manage to flee in a way that put him just out of reach and allowed him to regain the distance between them.  Her eye twitched as he continued to evade her.
                “All right, that’s it.”  She growled to the screen.  “Kid gloves are off.”
                It was time to call in the big guns.  One of the most common ways of catching a thief in the game was to put a bounty on the player’s head.  Jaycee had never needed to do so before, but this time her hand had been forced.  She knew it probably wouldn’t do much.  If this guy could avoid capture from her then a normal player wouldn’t stand a chance.  But it would make escape much harder, and would slow him down considerably.  That was all she would need.
                Suddenly, her target changed his patterns drastically.  Before Jaycee knew what was happening, he was outside the city limits.  She sat, staring at the screen in disbelief.  She had no idea how it had happened, but even after calling in a bounty, he had not only managed to evade her, but every other player in the city.  And now he was gone.  Leaving the city limits meant he could log off and disappear forever.  All that hard work, all her bragging rights; all of it gone in an instant.
                “Well…damn.”
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Not really sure if a pick pocketing system would work in a real MMO, but it's a neat idea I guess.  It would pretty much suck if something like this happened though, which it inevitably would. 

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