Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Word: snickersnee



snickersnee

[snik-er-snee]
noun
1. a knife, especially one used as a weapon.


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 Chuck couldn’t believe his luck.  He and his buddies had found a great mark so late at night, in an area where people rarely walked alone.  It was perfect.  She was a young woman, probably in her mid 20s, and was a real fine piece of work.  Tall, lean, and with curves in all the right places.  Plus, she looked to be in reasonably good shape, which meant she would probably last awhile.  Not only was she good looking, her outfit and accessories showed him that she was well off as well.  New, stylish clothes that looked to be from a high end store.  Jewelry that looked expensive, and could have even been real gold and gems.  Even her purse looked to be high end goods.  Chuck was practically drooling.  Young, attractive, rich women almost never walked alone.
                Chuck nodded to his three friends.  All of them were thinking the same exact thing.  They all knew this was a rare, golden opportunity that they had to take advantage of.  Without a word, the four of them started moving.  They moved around to surround her, but still acting as casually as they could.  It didn’t work, as their intent was easily recognizable to anyone paying even the slightest bit of attention.  The young woman easily spotted them and turned around, going back the way she came.
                Chuck and his group weren’t about to let her get away so easily.  With long strides they quickly closed the distance between them and her.  Two of them got in front of her and cut off her escape.
                “Hey there, babe, where’re you headed to?”  One of them asked.
                “Nowhere that concerns you.”  The woman said.
                “Aw, come on, don’t be like that.  Maybe we can, uh, help you out?”  Another of the group said.  “I mean, a pretty thing like you has to be careful.  There’s all kinds of nasty guys out here.”  The other snickered at the little attempt at humor.
                “Yeah, I know.”  She said.  “I’ve got protection against those bad guys.  Get out of my way or I’ll show you what it is.”
                “Oo, how scary.”  Chuck said through his grin.  “A little can of mace isn’t gonna cut it here, babe.”
                A wide smile appeared on the woman’s face.  She reached into her purse but didn’t pull her hand back out.
                “If you think some pepper spray is all I have, then you’ll be sorry.”
                Chuck could guess what she had.  The mace was practically a given, but from the way she acted, she probably had something else.  A cell phone to call the cops was probably a safe bet, not that it would help her much.  Maybe a whistle or some other noise maker?  The worst thing she would probably have is a tazer.  That could be a problem, but as long as one of them grabbed her arms it wouldn’t be an issue.  All four of them were quite a bit bigger than her, so as long as one of them got a good hold of her, she wouldn’t be able to do anything. 
                “Oh yeah, I’m trembling.”  One of his friends said.  “Doesn’t really matter what you’ve got out here, babe.  Why don’t you let us take you somewhere…safe.”
                He put his large, meaty hand on her shoulder to get her to come with them, forcefully if the need arose.  Suddenly, her arm lashed out.  A glint of metal could be seen, and the man who had grabbed her let out a small grunt of pain and back off.  He clutched a small wound on his shoulder and glared at the woman.  She held out a long, well honed combat knife that she had kept hidden in her purse.
                “That was a warning.”  She said, brandishing her weapon, “Now back off or else this will end badly for you.”
                 Chuck looked at the blade, and then at his group.  All four of them started laughing at the threat, even the one which had been cut.  Chuck reached for his belt and drew his own weapon, a small hand gun that he had gotten from a somewhat shady dealer.  The other members of his group brought their own firearms to bear.
                “So, want to reconsider that?” Chuck asked.  “I promise we won’ hurt you too much if you come with us.”
                “Oh, really?”  She said, appearing unafraid of the four guns pointed at her.  “So, if I just agree to come with you, you’ll just take my stuff, huh?  That whole rape thing you’re thinking of won’t happen?”
                “Nah, it’ll happen.  We just promise that it’ll be a lot more fun for you.”
                “Hm, as…wonderful as that sounds, I think I’m going to have to pass.”
                “Your loss.”
                Chuck made his move.  He used the threat of his gun to get in close and grabbed her.  Before he could even blink, she had whirled around and buried her blade deep into his shoulder.  She pulled it out and Chuck fell, grabbing his injured shoulder and watching the blood leak between his fingers.
                The woman moved like lighting as she went from one man to another.  Her knife flashed red as it bit into the flesh of his friends.  It couldn’t have taken more than ten seconds for all of them to be on the ground, nursing wounds in their arms or shoulders.
                “Now then, I suggest you boys get out of here.”  The woman said.  She flicked her wrist and the blood on her knife splattered on the ground.  “Get to a doctor or a hospital or something and you’ll be fine.  Those wounds right now aren’t too bad.  If you get patched up, they’ll heal nicely.  If you wait too long though, you’ll bleed out.  And if you stick around and try again, I might not be nice enough to stick to non-lethal places.”
                Chuck grumbled as he mulled over his options.  She had gotten the best of them mainly because they hadn’t been ready for her.  Now that they knew what she was capable of, they could get her all at once before she could get any good slices in.  Then again, the sharp pain in his shoulder and the blood leaking from it told him a very different story.
                He and his group stood up, each clutching their injuries.  They looked at each other before coming to a silent agreement.  This one wasn’t worth the trouble. 
                “We’ll remember this.”  Chuck said as he and his friends started towards the nearest clinic. 
                “Uh huh, I’m sure you will.  Just remember, I was going easy on you guys today.  You try anything on me again, and you’ll see what I can really do.”  The woman said as she slid the knife back into her purse.  For some reason, those words sent chills down Chuck’s spine.  He made a mental note to steer clear of that one in the future.  He just hoped the other members of his group felt the same.
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    Every woman should have some method of defending herself, right?  I probably wouldn't recommend a knife to do so in this day and age unless you really know what you're doing.  But hey, at least it'd look a lot cooler than most other methods of self defense.  It's hard to look intimidating with a small tube of mace, after all. 

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