keysmash
[kee-smash]
1. a random string of letters and symbols typed out on a keyboard
or touchscreen, used to signal intense emotion in written communication:
The photo of the actor was accompanied by a heartfelt keysmash.
2. the action of typing out such a random string of letters or symbols:
Keysmash was the only appropriate response.
3. to use keysmashes to signal intense emotion in written communication:
I was so excited I couldn’t stop keysmashing.
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jsiodskjvnfdo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What was that?
that was me being
angry, damn it
?
some little ghsdpofhgj cut us off! nearly killed us
some little ghsdpofhgj cut us off! nearly killed us
Uh, Jim, are you driving?
no of course not.
Bobby is.
Who’s Bobby?
come on, you know
bobby
he’s my brother
…
Since when do you have a brother?
uh since always
duh
Why am I just hearing you have a brother now?
i didnt tell you?
You failed to mention it.
toipasjf….
Another driver, or your stupidity?
both.
the little djfkh that
cut us off is going like 40 on the highway
and yeah sorry i didnt
tell you about bobby
i was gonna honest
Uh huh. Sure you
were.
what? i was
babe?
come on me forgetting
my brother isnt that bad
you arent cutting me
off for that are you
No, of course not. I
was getting a drink.
Don’t be so impatient.
Not everyone can reply as fast as you.
so not mad?
More like annoyed.
I mean, having siblings is kind of a big deal. We’ve been dating for long enough that I
should know your basic family structure by now.
oh ldskfhj
Dare I ask?
A cop
A kldjf cop pulled US
over for going 30 on the highway when it was the klfdfrgjhgvbjaieuhf in front
of us
Why didn’t Bobby just pass him?
couldnt
there was a line of
other cars passing us first
we couldnt get in the
passing lane
Damn. That
sucks. Like, a lot.
yeah
s’ok though
bobbys a cop too so he
knows how to talk to them
hell be able to tell
the guy what happened and itll be fine
Wait, he’s a cop?
yup
has been for like
three years now
Huh. Never would’ve
thought someone related to you could be with the law.
whats that mean
im no criminal
bobbyd bust me if I was
he doesnt hold back
I’m not saying you are.
It’s just…well…
well?
You’re not exactly cut from the most physical cloth.
hey!
Oh you know it’s true.
You haven’t run more than a half a mile since high school.
And from what you told me about your parents, they’re the
same.
Oh you know it’s true.
You haven’t run more than a half a mile since high school.
And from what you told me about your parents, they’re the
same.
okay yeah, but bobby
did pretty well
he does that exercise
stuff a lot
okay
he got rid of the cop
Good. I hate getting
tickets because of other people.
you never get tickets
That you know of.
…have you ever gotten
a ticket?
babe?
have you?
I have my ways of avoiding them.
Ways that men cannot use.
what like crying or
something
That and the magic of low cut shirts.
i can see that
definitely works on me
;)
oh dkljfsalkd
caught up to the slow
lkdsfhg again
Can you go around him?
not for awhile
i might not be home
for awhile
little dklfgddfsk
Okay. I’ll see you
when you get back. I look forward to
meeting Bobby.
uh huh
see you later babe
<3 i="">
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Everyone knows THAT driver. Everyone hates THAT driver. Don't be THAT driver.
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