Tuesday, May 29, 2018

Word: Excogitate




excogitate

[eks-koj-i-teyt]
verb (used with object), ex·cog·i·tat·ed, ex·cog·i·tat·ing.
  1. to think out; devise; invent.
  2. to study intently and carefully in order to grasp or comprehend fully.

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Frank furiously poured over the textbook.  He read and reread each line, willing his mind to greater understanding and familiarity with the material with each pass.  And yet it was not enough.  There was still some information that eluded him.  Evaded his every attempt to grasp it.  His eye twitched.
               “You know, you’re going to have an aneurysm or something, right?” Victor, Frank’s roommate said.
               “Quiet you.  I’m trying to study.  Which, by the way, is what you should be doing.”
               While Frank sat hunched over the college provided desk in the shared dorm, Victor lounged on the bed, puttering around with his phone.  And Frank could see that he was browsing through his social media feeds, rather than using the device for more constructive purposes.
               “Eh.  I never put much stock in studying.”
               “And that’s why you get such mediocre grades.”
               “Not my fault.  Not really.  I mean, if you’re going to learn something, then it’ll happen the first time you’re taught it.  So really, it’s the teacher’s fault if I don’t do well.”
               That got Frank to look away from his book for more than a few seconds.
               “That…that’s just blatantly not true.  It’s been scientifically proven that that’s not how learning works.  It takes a lot of repetition and effort to really learn something.”
               “Says who?”
               “Says a lot of people who spent a lot of time doing research and experiments with the express purpose of understanding cognition and how the brain processes new information.”
               “Sounds like a lot of people who didn’t have good teachers and wanted an excuse about why it took so long for them to learn stuff.”
               “That’s just so wrong in so many ways.  They’re people who are very smart.  Way smarter than me, that’s for sure.  I’d say if anyone knows their stuff, it’s them.”
               “Meh.  Bad learners then.”
               “Bad…learners?”
               “Yeah, you know.  People like you who need to study a lot because they didn’t get it the first time.”
               Frank had no idea how to respond to that.  Was Victor, a guy who was barely making a 2.5 GPA, calling him, who had a 3.8 GPA, an idiot?  He could barely even comprehend how that could be possible. 
               “You know what, this is pointless.”  Frank said, turning back to his book.  “Finals are coming up soon, and I need this stuff to be fresh in my mind.  But hey, if you want to skip studying and fail everything, be my guest.”
               “Oh please, you don’t need to.  It won’t help anyway.  All that stuff you’re cramming in there will all leak out the moment you start taking the test.  The only stuff that’ll be there is what you learned the first time the subject was covered.”
               “Well, that and everything else I took the time and effort to study and understand while you were doing nothing.”
               “Uh huh.  Hey, how about a little bet.”
               “I don’t make bets.”
               “Come on, it’ll be fun.  We’ll see who gets the highest score on the finals.  $20 to the winner.  Sound good?”
               “It sounds wholly unnecessary.”
               “You say that because you know you’ll lose.”
               “I won’t.”
               Frank sighed and looked at his educationally inept roommate.  It was an easy $20, certainly.
               “Okay, fine.  If it’ll shut you up, let’s do it.”
               “Awesome.”
               “Good.  Now shut up and let me study.”  
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Studying is very helpful, as long as you do it right.  Cramming day (or night) before a test probably isn't the best way to go.  And yet, we all do it without fail.  Procrastination FTW!

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