Wednesday, August 1, 2018

Word: Improbity

  

improbity

[im-proh-bi-tee]
noun
  1. lack of honesty or moral scruples.
  2. perseverance.
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            “What in the world are you doing?” Dr. Tremlin cried.  She stared wide eyed at the scene before her.
               Her colleague, Dr. Miller, was holding a clipboard, standing over a table.  His gloves and coat were stained red, but he did not seem to care.  On a lab table in front of him was a cage, and in the cage was a cat that was bleeding out of every orifice.  It lay, shivering in its cage.  Its ears twitched weakly at the sound of her voice, but it otherwise did not move.
               “What does it look like?” Dr. Miller replied as he quickly wrote something on his clipboard.  “I’m conducting an experiment.”
               “An experiment?  It looks more like you’re torturing that cat.”
               “Oh no, of course not.  I would never do that.  Torture is baseless cruelty.  This is for the betterment of science.”
               Dr. Tremlin worked her jaw in horror.  She had always known the man had a few issues, and he was almost religiously devoted to the progression of science, but she never would have thought he would go so far.
               “What kind of advancement forces you to do…that to a cat?”
               “The testing of various neurological stimuli and the resulting physical effects.”
               “What?”
               “I stimulate the animal’s brain and see what physical effects take place.”
               “And that just happens to result in the cat bleeding to death slowly and painfully?”
               “In this case yes.”
               “That…that’s horrible.  You can’t do this.”
               “Why not?  We use mice all the time.”
               “We don’t torture them.  We don’t do things to them that make them bleed out of their eyes.”
               “Yes, well, some sacrifices must be made.”
               Dr. Tremlin was having difficulty standing still.  Her heart was racing and her fists were clenched so tight her nails threatened to break the skin. 
               “Not like this.  This isn’t science anymore.  This is just cruelty.”
               “You think so?  Why?  The only difference between this and a mouse is that a cat is typically treated as a pet.  They are perfect for this experiment.  Very common and easily obtained, and with enough mental complexity to produce measurable effects.  Mice simply don’t have the mental complexity to perform this experiment, and so, a cat must be used.”
               “No.  No, you can’t do this.  It’s inhumane.”
               “Would you say that if it was a mouse?”
               “Yes!  Yes I would.”
               “I see.  So you have a problem conducting this experiment on animals then?  Very well, for the sake of our continued association, I shall advance my time table.  I was not planning on starting human trials yet, but we are the best materials to use for this.”
               Dr. Tremlin felt all the heat from her body drain away.  She was frozen in place, unable to move as Dr. Miller made his way through the lab towards the large supply closet.  He opened the door, and an old, filthy man dressed in tattered clothes spilled out.
               “Please.  Please let me go.” The man said.  His voice was thin and hollow, like his throat had been scraped thin.
               “Don’t worry, sir, this is for science.”
               “No!” Dr. Tremlin said, finally finding her voice.  “You can’t!  I won’t let you go any further.”
               She pulled out her cell phone and immediately called the police while making her way towards the emergency alert button built into the lab’s wall.  Before she got far though, she felt a sharp prick on the back of her neck.  Her vision swam and her legs seemed to loose all strength.
               “I am sorry, doctor.” Mr. Miller said.  She heard his voice and footsteps.  She idly wondered how he had drugged her from across the room.  Then her thoughts drifted to other, more important questions.  “I do enjoy working with you.  You are a very capable, intelligent woman.  It pains me to do this, but I cannot let you stop my experiments.  But, if it is any conciliation, everything that happens to you is all for the benefit of science.”   
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How do you know that a person is really evil?  They do bad stuff to kittens, puppies, and babies, that's how.  I suppose murdering a large number of people might also be a bit of a tip off, but the hurting of cute things is the real clincher.

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