sippet
[sip-it]
- a small bit; fragment.
- a small piece of bread or the like for dipping in liquid food, as in gravy or milk; a small sop.
- a crouton.
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“How are
you still eating?” Julie asked. Her face
was scrunched in disbelief as her boyfriend, Kyle, used a small piece of bread
to sop up a shallow pool of gravy.
“Easy,
like this.” He said and popped the wet bread into his mouth.
Julie
just looked at him with her face still locked in disbelief at his seemingly
bottomless stomach.
“You’ve
had three servings. How are you not
exploding?”
He tore
another small fragment of bread off the much larger whole and continued to mop
up the remainder of the gravy. With the
plate now devoid of the thick grey liquid flavoring, Kyle extended his tongue
and placed the gravy laden bread on it.
He slowly chewed and swallowed the morsel before saying anything.
“Easy. Did you see me eat anything else today?”
Julie
thought back to the previous hours of the day.
She had indeed not seen him eat so much as a crumb. But that meant little, since she had not been
constantly watching him. But the fact remained
that she had not seen him eating until dinner started.
“Well,
no, but…”
“That’s
because I didn’t. I haven’t eaten anything
today until now.”
“Dare I
ask why?”
“So I
can eat more now.”
Julie
hung her head with a long-suffering sigh. Had it been anyone else, she would not have
believed him. But, since it was Kyle, it
was entirely believable. The man lived
for such meals. Every other day, he ate
like a normal person. But, whenever there
was any kind of large or festive meal, he went all out. And of course, Thanksgiving was the mother of
all big meals. Their relationship was still
very new, but she had still learned enough about him that she knew that
much. It was still hard for her to watch
though.
With the
gravy gone, Kyle’s next piece of bread went towards wiping up the dregs of
cranberry sauce. The now sticky bread
was then used to dab up whatever crumbs, specks, and other miscellaneous bits
of food and sauce remained on his plate.
The food sponge followed its brethren into his mouth.
“Please
tell me you’re done now.” Julie asked.
Kyle
swallowed and thought. She desperately hoped
he was finished. He did not think she
had it in her to watch him down another full plate of food. It hurt her stomach just to watch, even after
she had finished her one plate.
“Well, I
suppose so.” He said.
Julie
let out a breath of relief. At least he
had some kind of limit. If he gone for a
fourth round, she might have to stop thinking of him as a person. More like a black hole contained in human
flesh.
“Only
for now though. I mean, I do have to save
some room for dessert.”
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Try not to eat too much on Thanksgiving. You'll just end up paying for it later.
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