Wednesday, December 26, 2018

Word: Mulligrubs




mulligrubs

[muhl-i-gruhbz]
noun (used with a singular or plural verb) Southern U.S.
  1. ill temper; colic; grumpiness.

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               Charles slumped in his chair and huffed.  His scowl somehow reach every inch of his face, rather than just his mouth. He arms were crossed in front of him and his eyes bored into the colorful decoration in the room.
               “What’s wrong dear?” Maggie asked. 
               “Nothing.” Charles huffed.
               Maggie came into the living room and looked at her husband.  “Oh, don’t give me that.  You’re not a teenager, you know.  You don’t get to ‘nothing’ me.”
               “Nothing’s wrong, Maggie.” Charles insisted.  His voice betrayed him.  Maggie stood there, staring at him.  Her gaze was one of the few things that could get through to him when he was in such a mood.  “It’s just…just…look at it all.”
               He waved his hands around the room.  The place was a mess, despite everyone’s best efforts to keep it clean the day of.  Wrapping paper littered the room, having been removed from the still stuff garbage bag it had been placed into, having then been used as ammunition for a game.  Ornaments had been removed from the tree and scattered haphazardly.  A few fake gingerbread men and candy canes had teeth marks in them, and several glass balls had been broken.  Tinsel and light strings wound around furniture without any semblance of order or decorative sense.  And the floor was covered with needles in a manner more akin to a forest than a single tree in the living room.  It was a wonder the star was still in place, and the tree still standing.
               “Yes, I suppose the kids did get a little…rambunctious this year, didn’t they?”
               Charles huffed again.  “Rambunctious?  No, I can deal with that.  This is just…just destructive.”
               “Oh, now don’t be so dramatic.  Nothing was…” Maggie looked at several smashed ornaments and corrected herself.  “Nothing important was broken.”
               Charles sighed and looked at his wife.  “Maggie, it’s not just the room.  It’s everything.”  The only response he got was raised eyebrows, so he kept talking.  “It’s the whole damned season is what it is.  I’ve been doing this too long, Maggie.  I’m sick and tired of it all.  All the fake cheer, the platitudes, the decorations, all of it.”
               “So you don’t want to host the holiday party next year?”
               That earned her a piercing glare.  He turned back to the mess that he would inevitably have to clean up.  “No, I don’t want to deal with any of it next year.  Or ever, really.  None of it.  Not just this one.  All of them.  They’re all the same these days anyway.  The only thing that changes from one to the next is what mascot they use to sell toys and candy.”
               Maggie moved to her husband, being careful not to step on anything.  She placed her hands gently on his shoulders and squeezed. 
               “Now, now.  You don’t really mean that.” She said softly.  “It’s just the stress of the season getting to you. We’ll get this place cleaned up, and you’ll take a few days to unwind.  Then you’ll forget all about this little funk you’re in, and be just fine for the next holiday.”
               “How do you know?”
               “Because you’ve said the same thing for the last five years, Charles.  It’s always the same.  You get hit by post-holiday crash, and then a month later you forget all about it.  Trust me, when the holiday’s roll around again next year, you’ll be as thrilled as the kids are.”
               Charles let out one final huff.  He did not want to believe her.  He wanted to believe he was done with holidays.  But, his wife was right, as always.  He would get over it, and everything would be fine.  But for now, he allowed himself to be just a bit grumpy.  He felt like he earned that, at the very least.
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Did you have a good holiday?  Or just a good day for those who don't celebrate it?

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