Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Word: Axiomatic



 

axiomatic

\ ak-see-uh-MAT-ik \  , adjective;
1. pertaining to or of the nature of an axiom; self-evident; obvious.
2. aphoristic.

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                “Are you blind?  It’s so obvious.”  Craig said in frustration.  Nick just grumbled as he stared at the sheet of paper.  “Seriously, man.  A kid could solve it.  I mean that.  This is actually meant for kids.  Anyone with half a brain can do it.”  Craig paused for a moment before continuing.  “Oh, I’m sorry.  Did I offend you?”   He said in a way only useable for those who had been friends for years.
                “Oh, shut up.”  Nick grumbled.
                “I’ll stop when you figure this thing out.  It’s not that hard.  I took two minutes.”
                “Yeah well, maybe only an idiot can solve something like this.  You know, make them feel better about themselves.”
                “Uh huh.”  Craig said.  He watched Nick puzzle over the riddle some more before speaking again.  “You want a hint?”
                “No.”  Nick said bluntly.
                “You sure?  It looks like you need one.”
                “I don’t want a hint.  At least not from you.”
                “Ok then.  You’ll never get it then.”
                “Yes I will.  I just need to think about it some more.”
                “If you say so.”  Craig said, not even trying to hide his amusement.
                “Yeah, I do.  Besides, if you can answer it, I can too.”
                “Most of the time, I’d agree.  But since you still haven’t figured it out by now, I’m not so sure.”
                Nick just grumbled some more out of frustration.  The truth was, he had found an answer to the riddle.  The problem was, it was so simple and obvious, that it couldn’t possibly be the correct answer.  Being obvious defeated the whole point of a riddle, and so the obvious solution couldn’t be the right one.  There had to be something else that he just wasn’t seeing.  Yet.
                Craig hovered around Nick for awhile, watching him puzzle out the riddle.  Eventually though, he went and sat on the nearby couch.  Nick was quite happy not to have the distraction.  That is, until Craig started whistling.  It was a tuneless string of sounds that threw off Nick’s concentration.
                “Do you have to do that now?”  He asked.
                “Do what?”  Craig said in mock ignorance before resuming his tune.
                “That.  That incessant noise you’re making.”
                “I don’t think my whistling is that bad, is it?”
                “It is when I’m trying to focus.”
                “Yeah, see, I think that’s the problem here.”
                “What do you mean?”
                “Well, you’re trying too hard.”  Nick looked at his friend blankly.  It was like Craig was trying to overload his system with another riddle while he was still puzzling over the first one.
                “Huh?”
                “See, you’re so busy trying to find an answer that you think makes sense that you’re overlooking the one that’s right in front of you.  Try not thinking so hard and see what you come up with.”
                Nick huffed.  Craig was speaking nonsense.  How could thinking less come up with a solution when careful thought couldn’t?  Nevertheless, his current thought process wasn’t getting him anywhere, so he figured he might as well give it a shot.
                Nick let his mind go blank and looked at the riddle again.  The first answer he saw jumped out at him right away.  But now it made much more sense.  In fact, it seemed downright reasonable that it was the right answer.  He picked up a pencil and scribble his solution down under the words.  Craig stood and went to see what had been written down. 
                “See?  That wasn’t so hard, was it?”  Craig said, clapping Nick on the back.
                “Wait, you mean this is actually right?”  Nick asked.
                “Yup.  The one and only correct answer.”
                “No way.  It’s too simple.  A child…could…”  Nicks words drifted off as he realized what he had just said.
                “Told you so.”  Craig said with a cocky grin plastered to his face.  “You gotta loosen up man. Over thinking things’ll get you in trouble one day.”
                “Yeah, yeah, yeah.  I get it.”
                “Good.  So, you want to try another one?"
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 Remember folks, sometimes the simplest solution is the best solution.  Not always, but often enough. 

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