Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Word: Bonzer




bonzer

/ˈbɒn zər/
adjective, Australian.
1. remarkable; wonderful.

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                Life was good.  Very good, in fact.  Wonderful, really.  What could be bad?  He was in paradise.  He was surrounded by very beautiful women, all wearing one type of swimsuit or another, and all devoted to him.  The private beach was calm and the rhythmic sound of the waves was pleasant.  Everything was perfect, really.
                Well, there was that odd sound coming from somewhere off in the distance, but he could mostly ignore that.  The light music mostly covered it anyway.
                One of the women offered him a plate of fruit.  The slices were fresh, juicy, and sweet.  They did have an oddly sterile aftertaste, but it was nothing to worry about.  Everything around had that same flavor, so he had gotten used to it.  It was the same with the beeping.  It was always there, so he had learned to enjoy it.  Neither the sterile aftertaste nor the beeping were enough to detract from how wonderful the place was.
                A woman came and served him a tall, cold beer once he was done with the fruit.  The brew reminded him of one he had many years ago.  It good stuff.  Full bodied and flavorful.  Nothing wrong with that glass.  It did remind him of something though.  He could not quite put his finger on what it was, but definitely something.  Something about a car maybe?  It was odd because he did not need to drive anywhere on the beach. 
                The women looked adoringly at him as he drank.  They were waiting for him to say something.  He obliged by telling them a joke he had made.  It was a truly remarkable bit of comedy, if he did say so himself.  The women ate it up, laughing heartily once he was finished.  Nobody else appreciated his humor, so it was a fine thing to know someone out there shared his sense of humor.
                One of the women wanted to show her appreciation for the laugh by offering him a massage.  He knew this one.  He liked this one, especially her idea of a massage.  She used neither her hands nor her feet for that.  She dipped her entire body in the water and used one of his favorite parts of the female anatomy to rub him up and down, massaging his entire body.  A faint scent of something not unlike strong soap wafted over him as her very soft body wound its way across his torso.  It was an odd perfume she wore, but, like all things, it was not enough to detract from the experience.
                When the massage was done, another woman dried him off.  The towel she used was small, and felt a bit rougher than it looked.  He could hardly argue with the service though, so he did not complain. 
                Once dry, he lay back and relaxed, letting the sun warm him and the music sooth him.  The beeping was only a mild annoyance to the otherwise wonderful experience.  A sound like a woman crying reached his ears.  It was louder than the ever present beeping, but still far off.  Whoever it was sounded familiar, like a loved one he could not quite remember.  It was not one of the swim suit clad beauties though, so he put it out of his mind.
                The day passed in idle bliss.  The women gave him good food and drink, listened to his jokes, and made his stay more than pleasant.  But the sun was setting now, and the darkness of night was starting to encroach on his vision.  He felt like he should get up off his beach chair and find a proper bed.  After all, while the chair was hardly uncomfortable, it was not exactly the best either.  But, when he tried to move, one of the adoring women clasped his hand down, holding it against the chair.  The women wanted him to stay.  That was fine.  He settled into the chair and closed his eyes.
                It was a wonderful place to finally go to sleep.
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Pretty much every man's fantasy, really, with a few changes according to the individual.  Although...one has to wonder what this fellow went through to get it so good.  Hmmmmmmm..........

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