Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Word: Aggiornamento

aggiornamento




nounplural aggiornamenti 
 [uh-jawr-nuh-men-tee; Italian ahd-jawr-nah-men-tee]
1.
the act of bringing something up to date to meet current needs.
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                The room was well lit and cool, thanks to the windows and air conditioning.  Theo was surprised it had been on the ground floor, since most IT departments he had experience with were located on either an upper floor, or the basement.  But it was fine.  It made it easier on him, even if the building was small.  He looked around and the first thing that jumped out at him was the lack of technology.  He was not expecting the place to be lined with computers and monitors, but there was nothing.  It looked like any other office in the place.
                “Hello?” He called.
                There was a shuffling and scraping sound from deeper in the office, seeming to come from behind a wall.  The wall in question opened into a well camouflaged door, and an older man popped out.  He looked to be in his mid-70s, with wiry grey hair and facial hair that told the world he had stopped pretending to care about it.
                “Yes?  Can I help you?” The man asked.
                 “Uh, yeah, I’m Theo Cooper.  I’m starting here today.”
                The man blinked a few times, but said nothing.  His forehead became more wrinkled than it already was for a moment, before a wide smile came to his face.
                “Ah, right, right, right.  Theo, of course.  I didn’t realize that was today.  Oh well. Come in, let me show you around.”
                There was not much to be shown.  The IT department consisted of just two people, and as many rooms.  The old man, who introduced himself as Henry, still did his best to give a tour of the place.  The entry room was nice enough.  There was a single desk devoid of any decoration or tool that dominated the room.  It also contained a few posters on the wall, and a bookshelf lined with actual books. 
                The room behind the semi-hidden door was smaller, darker, and warmer than the first.  It was lit by a single dim bulb, and contained exactly two pieces of furniture: A metal table and matching chair.  Sitting on that table were two objects.  One was a standard office phone.  The other was a large, boxy computer monitor. 
                Theo followed the thick cables coming out of the monitor and found an old, clunky computer tower set up under the table.  A bead of sweat formed on his forehead.
                “What, uh, what’s that?” Theo asked, pointing at the computer.
                “That?  That’s our computer.” Henry said proudly.  “Best machine you’ll ever see.”
                Theo took a deep breath.  Just because it looked old meant little.  He had once built a top of the line PC that looked like an old Apple II.  It could be the same with this one.
                “So, it’s custom made, right?” Theo asked.
                “What?  No.  Why would I change anything?  It was perfect right out of the box.”  Theo cringed.  Henry continued talking.  “5 megs of RAM, two disk drives, one floppy and one solid, so we have speed and versatility in one package.  Plus, it’s hooked up to the fastest internet you’ll ever find.”
                “Please don’t tell me that’s a dial up connection.”
                “Of course it is.  What else would it be?” 
                Theo nearly fainted.  He knew older people were out of touch with current technology, but how could this be?  Surely someone would have given the old man an upgrade at some point.  He was head of IT, after all.
                “I know, I know, it’s great.”  Henry said.  “Takes your breath away, doesn’t it?  Come here, give it a spin.  I guarantee you’ll never use anything else.”
                Theo’s body was shaking as he sat in the chair.  The computer was on already, and he was grateful that he did not have to go through the painful boot up process of an older computer.  But it also allowed him to see the display.
                “This…this isn’t Windows ’95, is it?”
                “Best operating system available.” Henry said.  “Come on, don’t be shy.  Give it a try.”
                Theo did as Henry asked.  Just as he thought, the computer was painfully slow, hard to use, and lacked the necessary features included in modern PCs.  Not only that, but the monitor was problematic as well.  It had terrible contrast, it shook and flickered periodically, and Theo counted ten dead pixels. 
                “Uh, Henry, is this a joke?  You know, hazing the new guy or something?”
                “Of course not.  I would never do something like that.”
                “Oh.  I see.  Um, are all the computers here like this?”
                “No.” Theo breathed a sigh of relief.  “This bad boy’s the best machine in the place.  Nothing else can match its power.”
                “I think I get why I they wanted me so bad.” Theo said quietly.  “Henry, I think it’s time for a change.”
                “Always nice to hear a suggestion.  Shoot.”
                “We need to upgrade.  Badly.”
                “Upgrade?  Why would we need to change a top of the line computer?”
                “It was top of the line when I was in diapers.  Seriously, we need new computers.  These days, we use gigs, not megs, and nobody uses dialup anymore.  Get us a satellite connection, or fiber optic if you can get it.  And an OS that’s actually getting support and updates.  Seriously, this is old, outdated tech that nobody should be using.”
                Henry’s face fell.  “Now who’s telling jokes?”
                “My phone is faster and more powerful than this dinosaur.  Trust me, we’re upgrading this entire office.”
                “No we’re not.  What we have here is all the computing power we’ll ever need.”
                Theo thought about it for a moment.  “Tell you what, how about we make a bet.  I’ll bring in a cheap computer, low end of the current market and fresh off the shelf.  Then we’ll see which does better, yours or the new one.  If yours does better, we’ll keep it.  If the new one does better, we upgrade.”
                It was Henry’s turn to think.  “No way some cheap little toy will do better than my beast of a machine.  You’re on.”
                Theo let out a sigh of relief.  There was hope yet.   
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How would someone like that even become the head of IT?  Even a small company would've fired him ages ago.  Guess he has connections.  Maybe the boss' dad or granddad?

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