Wednesday, September 13, 2017

Word: Concatenation

concatenation

[kon-kat-n-ey-shuh n]
noun
1. the act of concatenating.
2. the state of being concatenated; connection, as in a chain.
3. a series of interconnected or interdependent things or events.
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                “It’ll never work.  You know that, right?” Darren said.
                “It’ll work.” Peter replied while admiring his work.
                The machine was a mass of parts put together to fulfill some greater purpose, although most people would not be able to tell what that purpose was.  The gears and wires running around the exterior were neatly arranged, to give it some aesthetic appeal, but the inside was a chaotic mess that only made sense to its creator.  To the common man, it looked very impressive.  To anyone who knew anything about mechanical engineering, it was a monstrosity.  To Peter, it was the most beautiful thing in the world.
                “No, it won’t.  There’s too much stuff going on for it to work properly.”
                “You’re just jealous you didn’t think of it first.”
                Darren sighed and shook his head lightly.  “No, because I’m not dumb enough to think that…thing will ever work.  Look, it’s simple.  The more complex the machine, the more likely it is that something in it will fail.  Your machine, if you can call it that, is complex unto impossibility.  Every single part is inherently dependent on every other part.  It’s like the world’s most complex, circular Rube Goldberg machine, but not as fun to watch.  If so much as a screw is even a tiny bit loose, it’ll all come crashing down.”
                “Well, it’s a good thing that every single part is working perfectly, isn’t it?” Peter said firmly.
                Darren took a deep breath.  How could Peter not see the many, many flaws in his design?  The entire thing was like a chain made entirely of weak links that was arranged in a big loop and tied off with a twist tie.  And yet Peter was treating it like it was the best made piece of machinery every built.
                “Pete, you’ve heard of Murphy’s Law, right?” Darren said.
                “Yes, I know it.  But it doesn’t matter.  I’ve taken that into account, trust me.  I’ve calculated for every possible failure of every single part, and found ways of making it so that none of them occur.”
                “You know you’re inviting disaster by saying that, right?”
                Peter looked at Darren with a confident smirk.  He held up a small, rectangular object lined with buttons.  The on switch was pressed, and the machine turned on.  It hummed and whirred as the parts started working, driving the machine to fulfill its task. 
                “See?  I told you it would work.” Peter said.
                “Wait for it.” Darren replied.
                A few seconds later, a sound came from the machine.  It was not a sound it was supposed to make.  The sound was a tiny tinkling sound, like two tiny pieces of metal hitting each other quickly.  The small mechanical problem soon became a big one.  The many interconnected parts started coming apart, dislodging themselves beginning from the first failure.  The machine collapsed in on itself.  Peter cried out in failure and fell to his knees as he watched his creation fail.
                “See?  I told you it wouldn’t work.”
                 
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Murphy's Law:  Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.  Never challenge it.  It will always win.  And when you think you've planned for every problem, you haven't.

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