Tuesday, July 20, 2021

Word: Stentorian

stentorian

[ sten-tawr-ee-uhn, -tohr- ]
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adjective
very loud or powerful in sound: a stentorian voice.

 

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             Davrin sat on a log as he waited for his teammate to finally show up. Kless was probably in some weird magic shop, looking at some trinket or scroll. Davrin was lucky that looking was all the mage could do though, thanks to their recent and unfortunate lack of coin.

               The warrior heard people coming through the woods. Two of them by the sound of it. He was no tracker, but he could at least tell one was an adult and the other, a child. It was that second one that meant he could afford to keep his weapon sheathed.

               The first person he saw was Kless’ lanky form. He was pulling a few stray brambles out of his robes, cursing quietly. The second was a young girl, probably no more than eight years old. She was dressed in clothes that had probably been nice at one point. A merchant’s runaway daughter maybe?

               “What’s with the kid?” Davrin asked.

               “Huh?” Kless asked, looking startled that someone had spoken. “Kid? Oh, right. The kid. Her name is Levra, and she’s going to be my new apprentice.”

               Levra smiled and puffed her tiny chest up at that.

               “Apprentice, huh?”

               “Yup.”

               He turned to the girl. “And you’re okay with that? He’s not the best mage in the world, you know. You can probably do a lot better.”

               She looked at Kless and nodded.

               “Don’t talk much, do you?”

               “Oh, she doesn’t talk at all.”

               “A mute mage? Never heard of that before.”

               Levra reached behind her and pulled out a magical writing board. It was a fairly common magical item, with the ability to erase whatever was written on it. She scribbled something on it, then presented it to Davrin. Her handwriting was surprisingly neat for such a young child.

               I can talk just fine. It’s just not a good to say anything.

               The warrior looked at his magically inclined partner.

               “She’s a Gifted. Her parents tossed her out because her Gift is…unusual.”

               Davrin let out a low whistle. Gifted were very rare, and usually very powerful. For a family to get rid of one was unheard of.

               “Well, if you’re a Gifted, you can definitely do better than this guy. You could probably get an apprenticeship at a major guild. Maybe even a nobleman’s house.”

               “Uh, that’s…that’s a bad idea.” Kless said, rubbing his arm.

               “Why?” He turned to the girl. “What is your Gift anyway?”

               I’m loud.

               Davrin blinked. “That’s it? You’re loud? Doesn’t sound like much of a Gift to me. Might get you in with an acting guild, but…”

               “She’s selling herself short there, my friend. Here, how about a demonstration? We should probably move deeper into the forest though. A nice clearing where we won’t disturb anyone.”

               The girl nodded. Davrin shrugged and started heading deeper into the woods. After a few hours travel, they found a reasonably large clearing far away from town.

               “Okay, let’s see what you can do.” Davrin said.

               Kless stood close to him and began whispering a spell. It was a simple air shield that was intended to block arrows and other simple projectiles, but it could dampen sound just fine. Levra opened her mouth just a tiny bit and said something.

               Davrin had no idea what she said. His ears were ringing too much. It felt like someone had struck a gong right next to him, and used magic to focus every bit of sound directly into his ears. He groaned in pain and clutched them, hoping his eardrums were not damaged. When he opened his eyes, he saw a cloud of dust filled the air.

               Kless used a bit of magic to heal both his ears and Davrin’s, then blew the dust away. The once pristine clearing was a wreck. Dirt and rocks had been blasted out, and several trees had been broken apart. The girl stood in the middle of a shallow crater with cracks spreading out in all directions. Davrin could not help but notice that most of the damage was in front of her.

               “She did that with her voice?” He asked.

               “Yup.”

               “She just…shouted…no magic at all?”

               “No magic. But that wasn’t a shout. That was a whisper.”

               He looked from the mage to the girl. “A whisper? That much power from a whisper?”

               “Yup.”

               “What would happen if she had shouted?”

               Levra had come over to them and heard the question. She wrote something on her board and presented it.

               No more forest. Probably not much of a town left either.

               “Oh.”

Now he saw why getting her into a noble’s hands was a bad idea. That kind of destructive power would not go unnoticed. She could tip the balance of power between countries. Hell, the girl was the perfect weapon for demolishing an entire army. Who would suspect a tiny little girl of being dangerous? She could walk right into a military camp, maybe even a castle. Then all she had to do was say something.

“Maybe…maybe keeping her around is for the best.” He said.

“Yeah. I was planning on teaching her wind and sound magic. You know, control her Gift with magic.”

Levra seemed quite happy with that idea, and she nodded enthusiastically.

“Good idea.” Davrin said. “Let’s, uh, let’s get to it, then. Go back to town and get her equipped and registered and all that.”

The Gifted girl celebrated wordlessly as they turned, leaving the ruined area behind.

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That is a terrifying power, and one which I would not want. I don't talk much, but not being able to without causing wide spread destruction? That'd be terribly for a number of reasons.

 

 

Friday, July 16, 2021

Word: Flspdoodle

 

flapdoodle

[ flap-dood-l ]
noun Informal.
nonsense; bosh.

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               The team furiously typed at the row of computers. Brows were furrowed in concentration, and fingers flew over keyboards, each man and woman doing their part to complete their task. So great was their focus that none of them noticed the team leader entering the large room.

               “How’s it going? Is anyone making progress?” He called.

The team groaned as they took that as a sign to take a break. They leaned back I chairs, stretching stiff muscles, and moving around the room. One of the braver members actually answered the man.

“Not yet, sir. Everything we throw at it, it figures out a counter within seconds. We just can’t pin it down long enough to do anything.”

The team leader signed. He had anticipated that. He had hoped the outcome would be more positive, but he had known better than to really get his hopes up. The enemy they faced only consisted of a mind, so of course it would be able to figure things out quickly.

“How about those logical paradoxes? We had some high hopes for them.” He asked.

“No go, sir. They slowly down a few of its sub routines for a bit, but when it figured out that they were problems without solutions, it deleted the infected files.”

The leader swore under his breath. They were running out of time and needed a solution. Something to slow an AI the size of the internet. One of the techs slumped into his chair and began looking through the net, trying to find something that would work. Nobody paid that man any attention.

He thumbed through a few websites, which were already showing signs of corruption, in the vein hopes of finding something. His search stopped when he did. Or at least, the potential for something. He began to type.

The only reason people noticed was that he was currently the only one doing so. Those nearest him saw he was not actually typing though, just hitting keys at random. After a few seconds of typing, he sent the new string of random letters and number out for the AI to collect. It would scan it, analyze it, and neutralize the threat. Except, it stopped at the second step.

The long string of monitors that struggled to display the ever growing code of the AI seemed to freeze and stutter as it put more of itself towards the new string of code. The tech leaned back and breathed out in relief.

“What did you do?” The team leader asked.

“I, uh, I fed it nonsense.” The tech said. “Just a completely random series of letters and numbers.”

“How did that slow it down?”

“Well, the AI works by taking in new programs, and checking them for threats before sending it off to where it goes, even if that’s for deletion. And it knows where things come from. It’s also figured out that everything we send it is an attempt to neutralize it. So I sent it nothing that looks like something. Right now, it’s trying to discern some kind of pattern. Some kind of hidden meaning in what I just sent it. But, since there’s nothing to find, it’ll just keep going.”

The team leader felt a smile beginning to form for the first time in days. “And that’s stopping it?”

“Delaying it. It’ll eventually figure out that there’s no meaning in the file and get rid of it.”

“Any way to keep the delay going?”

“Maybe giving it more nonsense files? If we give it more, it might keep thinking what we’ve given it is some kind of attack, especially if there’s more than one. And it won’t get rid of those files until it understands them. That’s what it does. It can’t help that.”

“Good. Get to work. Load that thing up with as much nonsense as you can muster. Then, while it’s distracted, we keep working on a way to permanently destroy it. Get to it people!”

At his command, the brief break ended. Most of the techs focused on their new stall tactic. They hit keyboards and sent file containing nothing. Those that did not began the real work of making use of the distraction. They would win. Somehow, they would eliminate the AI that threatened the entire world.

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For all the humans out there, have a nice day. For all the killer AIs out there though: THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE!!! (Gotta nip those killer AI in the bud, right?

Friday, July 9, 2021

Word: Infinitesimal

 

infinitesimal

[ in-fin-i-tes-uh-muhl ]
adjective
1. indefinitely or exceedingly small; minute: infinitesimal vessels in the circulatory system.
2. immeasurably small; less than an assignable quantity: to an infinitesimal degree.
3. of, relating to, or involving infinitesimals.
noun
1. an infinitesimal quantity.
2. Mathematics. a variable having zero as a limit.

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               Dave and Steve sat on a bench, looking at the few passing clouds. Neither man spoke, simply watching the clouds go by. They completely ignored anything else, even the other people around them.

               “Hey Steve?” Dave asked.

               “Yeah, Dave?”

               “You even think about it?”

               “About what?”

               “Everything.”

               Steve waited for his friend to elaborate. No such elaboration came. “Everything about what?”

               “Everything, everything. Life, the universe. You know, everything.”

               “Oh, like how Earth is just a tiny speck in an uncaring universe and we’re just motes of dust on the speck?”

               “Yeah, that.”

               “You know, I try not to think about that too much. My life is bad enough without the existential crisis of thinking about the vastness of space and our infinitesimal place in it.”

               “Yeah, that makes sense.” Dave said.

               Both men went back to silently watching the clouds. It seemed like there were more than there had been a moment ago.

               “Why did you ask that?” Steve asked.

               “Hm?”

               “What brought that question up? About thinking about everything. Not something you just ask out of nowhere.”

               “Gina dumped me.”

               “Ouch. Sorry, man.”

               “When she did, she said I don’t see the big picture. That I don’t think about the world at large. And that got me thinking about that sort of thing.”

               “And, what have you come up with?”

               Dave watched as a few more clouds rolled in. They periodically covered the sun, creating pockets of free-floating shade.

               “You know, I’m not really sure. I mean, I don’t get it. What was she talking about? Why should the world at large matter for guys like us? I mean, we don’t matter all that much, right?”

               “Sucks, doesn’t it?”

               “What, not mattering?”

               “Yeah. That whole tiny, worthless speck on a speck thing.”

               “Yeah, yeah it does.”

               Both of them sat there, thinking, or trying to think, about things so much larger than either of them. Neither could truly grasp at such things, but they tried. The now lightly overcast sky made it harder to do.

               “What do you think she meant?” Steve asked.

               “Who, Gina? I figured she meant I’m stuck here in my own little rut without really worrying about anything else.”

               “I guess that makes sense. But why bring that up? Not like guys like us can do anything else, right?”

               Dave nodded his agreement. Neither had the skills to really change the world. Neither wanted those skills. As the sky darkened, Dave wondered briefly if that was the problem. Maybe it was his insignificance that had led to their break-up. Maybe if he was more interesting, they would still be together.

               “Hey Steve?”

               “Yeah?”

               “Do you think it’s too late?”

               “For what?”

               “For us to become something bigger. You know, actually go from just two guys to two guys who matter.”

               Steve considered that for a moment. “Maybe. I mean, we’re not that old, are we?”

               “Definitely not.”

               “So yeah, why couldn’t we do something? Something bigger than us, right?”

               “Yeah. Something great. Something that’ll get our names in history books.”

               “Yeah, yeah. That sounds great.” Neither spoke for a moment before he continued. “Any idea what we should do?”

               “Not a one.”

               “Well, changing the world isn’t something you just do, is it? We’ve got to think and plan and learn some stuff.”

               “A lot of stuff.”

               “Okay, yeah, a lot of stuff. But we can do it, right?”

               “Totally. We can absolutely change the world if we really wanted to.”

               They sat there, thinking their new thoughts.

               It began to rain.

               Neither Steve nor Dave moved.

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When dealing with people, remember what the Hitchhicker's Guide to the Galaxy says about the population of the universe:

Population: None. Although you might see people from time to time, they are most likely products of your imagination. Simple mathematics tells us that the population of the Universe must be zero. Why? Well given that the volume of the universe is infinite there must be an infinite number of worlds. But not all of them are populated; therefore only a finite number are. Any finite number divided by infinity is zero, therefore the average population of the Universe is zero, and so the total population must be zero.
 
With this in mind, you don't need to try and please anyone, since nobody really exists.