Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Word: Autarky

autarky or autarchy

[aw-tahr-kee]
noun, plural autarkies.
1. the condition of self-sufficiency, especially economic, as applied to a nation.
2. a national policy of economic independence.
**************************************
    “Look around, Victor.  Drink it all in.  Magnificent, isn’t it?” Miles said.
    “Not really.  It looks like an empty field.” Miles replied.  
    “I admit, it is a bit sparse right now.  But that will change, I assure you.”
    “May I ask why?  And what are we doing here, Miles?”
    “My friend, this is where we start.  Not a new life, no.  A new nation.  Right here is where a new country will be born.” Miles said.  He swept his hand out across the horizon spanning field dramatically.
    “You’re joking, right?” Victor said.  “There’s nothing here.  The mountains might have decent ore veins, but other than that?  Nothing.” He knelt down and stuck a finger in the ground.  It came up clean.  “The soil is barren, and there aren’t any trees or rivers for miles.  And those mountains?  They might provide ore, but they’ll also make trade difficult.”
    “Oh, our country won’t need to trade. Well, at first it will, but in a few years, it’ll be completely self-sufficient in every way.”
    “Okay, how?”
    “You say this place is barren, yes?  But that’s only for you. For me, it’s rich with the greatest resource of all.”
    “Which is?”
    “Mana, of course.  To non-magicals, there’s nothing here.  But me, I’ve found the motherload.  What might be the biggest mana well in history is buried under this field.  And I mean the entire thing.  It’s buried deep, so deep that most mages overlooked it.  But I found it.  Once I tap it, even a hole the size of my eye will give nearly limitless magical power.  So much so that I alone will be able to make this entire place fertile in a month or so.  As for trees, there’s a reason I brought so many seeds.”
    Victor considered his friend’s words.  Then his eyes widened.  “My god.  If you can do that then…”
    “Yes, you see it now, don’t you?  Infinite magical power ensuring we never run out of fertile ground for agriculture and wood.  Summoning livestock and game as needed.  Transport to other lands will be trivial.  And it’s not just magic, either.”
    “It’s not?”
    “No, my friend.  The mountains will give us as much ore as we can use.  Plus, just because there’s a mana well here, doesn’t mean the ground is hollow.  Since mana does not need to be contained in a hollow vessel like water, the ground is solid.  And rare metals and minerals tend to nest near high concentrations of mana.  This can easily be a nation of science just as much as it will be magic.
    “Just think about it.  You, with all your knowledge of science and technology, leading the way towards new innovations of the natural world.  And me, with my knowledge of magic, doing the same for the supernatural.  It will be spectacular.”
Victor could hear his heart beating.  Miles’ excitement was contagious.  With just those words, he was beginning to believe the mage.   
“What do we need to do?” Victor asked.
“Well, first, we need to split up.” Miles said.
“Why?”
“We each have our jobs to do.  I need to tap the well, and then set to work fertilizing the soil and planting a forest.  But you, my friend, you have a far more important job.”
“More important than making sure we can grow food?”
“Oh yes, much more.  You know as well as I do that soil can be made fertile without the use of magic.  Diligent work by skilled people can turn any land into fine green pastures.  But that’s what we need you for.  We need those skilled workers.  I admit my social skills are lacking in front of anyone other than you.  But you have no such problems.  You need to go out into the world and get the people we need.  Farmers, architects, builders, ever cartographers.  Anyone you think we might need to be able to make this country work.”
Victor closed his eyes and thought about it.  Miles was right.  The mage would never be able to convince anyone other than Victor that this was possible.  
“Are you sure you can handle the soil work on your own?” Victor asked.
“Once I tap this mana well, yes.”
“Very well.  Get me to the nearest town and I’ll start gathering people.”
“Wonderful!” Miles said.  “We’ll meet again soon, my friend.”
Miles’ hands glowed with a pale yellow-blue light.  The space around Victor glowed in the same color, and the field faded from view, only to be replaced moments later by the sight of a small border town.  Victor looked around and smiled.  This was going to be an eventful few months.
***********************************
Not sure if this would be a great story, or one of the most boring fantasy stories ever.  I mean, on the one hand, you have magic and mages and stuff.  But on the other, it would most be developing infrastructure and farmland and lawmaking and stuff.  I'm sure there's an audience out there for that kind of story, I just don't know where to find such a thing.
 

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Word: Ovine

ovine

[oh-vahyn, oh-vin]
adjective
1. pertaining to, of the nature of, or like sheep. 
**************************
                “Oh hello there, Mabel.”
                “Good afternoon, Flo.”
                “Did you do something different today?  You look…”
                “Don’t pretend Flo.  You know what happened.”
                “A haircut?”
                “A haircut.  I hate getting my haircut.  I really do.  And I look hideous.”
                “Oh, don’t be like that.  You look fine.  It’s not even that bad.”
                “Yes it is.  It’s horrid, and you know it.  I spent all year growing it out after the last cut, and that horrid barber just goes and gets rid of it all.  He didn’t even listen to what I thought about it all.”
                “He never does, does he?”
                “And what’s worse is that he didn’t even ask if I wanted a haircut.  He just went and started cutting.”
                “Terrible.  Such an inconsiderate fellow.  Why, just yesterday, I saw him saving everything off Rose’s little boy, Ben.”
                “How terrible.  What did the boy say?”
                “He whined while it was happening, but once it was done he just ran around like nothing happened.  You know how the little ones are.”
                “I do indeed.  You know, I’ve always wondered something.”
                “What’s that, Mabel?”
                “Why do you think he does it?”
                “Who, the barber?”
                “Yes.  Every year he goes around cutting every bit of hair off us, without ever asking what we want.  No words, no questions, he just cuts and cuts and cuts until there’s almost nothing left.”
                “Oh, and how he just takes it all away, never to be seen again?”
                “Exactly.  No point at all.”
                “Well, you do have to admit, it is quite a bit cooler without all the hair in the hot months, and that’s when he cuts all the hair off.”
                “I suppose that’s true.  But is that really why?  I mean, he can’t be doing it just to help us keep cool, can he?”
                “Well, can you think of a better reason?  I mean, it’s not like he can use our hair for anything else, right?”
                “That is true.  But it’s still quite rude, you know.  He could at least ask us how much to take off first.”
                “Oh, you know he never talks.  He just makes those strange sounds from time to time.”
                “And that’s another thing.  Why doesn’t he talk?  I’ve tried striking up a conversation with him since I was a little one myself, but he never replies.  In fact, he acts like I don’t even exist until he cuts my hair.  Such a rude person.  The worst, I swear.”
                “Oh, I know.  He pays more attention to those horrid beasts than he does to us.  What’s so great about them anyway? All they do is run around screaming their lungs off and chasing us around.  I can’t even move two steps away from the others without one of those things chasing me around.”
                “I understand perfectly.  Why, just the other day two of them tried to attack me, just because I went looking for a sunnier place to eat.  Can you believe them?”
                “The nerve.”
                “I don’t know who’s worse; the barber or his beasts.”
                “The beasts, definitely the beasts.  The barber at least seems to be okay with wherever we go unless he needs to cut our hair.  Otherwise he just minds his own business.”
                “I suppose that’s true.  He is still quite rude though.”
                “Of course, of course.  Oh, speaking of which, here he comes.  I think it’s my turn for a haircut now.”
**********************************
Be honest, can you tell who these two ladies are?  The word is a big hint.  






Sheep.  They're sheep.  A pair of  ewes to be precise.  You could probably tell, what with the word and all.  But would you be able to figure it out without that hint?  I wonder.... 

Friday, July 14, 2017

Word: Fete

fete

[feyt, fet]
noun, plural fetes.
1. a day of celebration; holiday:
The Fourth of July is a great American fete.
2. a festive celebration or entertainment:
The ball was the greatest fete of the season.
3. a religious feast or festival:
a fete lasting several days in honor of a saint.
verb (used with object), feted, feting.
4. to entertain at or honor with a fete:
to fete a visiting celebrity.
**************************
 
Josh did not know what the big deal was.  Everyone was making such a big fuss over something so small.  It wasn’t like he had done something big or important or anything.  He had been told the significance, of course, but to him, it all seemed so trivial.  Certainly not worthy of the huge celebratory party he was getting, or the large number of checks his parents were diligently keeping track of.
                All he had done was get up in front the congregation and read off a piece of paper.  Sure, it was all in Hebrew, but it was written out so anyone could read it.  Plus, the whole thing only took ten minutes.  Why would something so simple warrant such an extravagant party? 
                  Everyone was congratulating him and patting him on the back and telling him how great he was.  But he simply could not understand why.  Anyone could have done what he did, and he could think of a lot of people who could probably have done it better.  So why was everyone praising him so much?
                He knew the reasons why the ceremony and party were happening.  It was a tradition for his thirteenth birthday.  He knew what that meant to people, but it seemed silly to him.  After all, all he really did was be alive for thirteen years, and that was hardly because of anything he did.  His parents, now they should be the ones that people were celebrating, not him.
                All Josh wanted to do was go home and play video games.  But asking his parents to take him home so early would be rude.  After all, the party was for him.  For some reason that Josh was apparently unaware of. 
                Maybe there was some hidden meaning to it.  Maybe going up there and reading those words off what amounted to cue cards was important not for him, but for the adults?  Something like another way for his parents to brag about him?  They did that a lot, so why not now?  But then again, Bobby Weismann went through all the same things when he turned thirteen, and they had a celebration just as big as Josh was getting.  And Bobby was really stupid.  He couldn’t even read the words right.  So no, it was probably not for parental bragging rights.   
                He knew it was some kind of ritual passage into adulthood.  But he was barely even a teenager now.  How was that considered an adult?  It seemed even sillier than the process already was.  Besides, how could reading a few Hebrew words make him a man?  There were only three other boys he knew of that either would, or already had gone through this.  Nobody else seemed to care about being thirteen, and they definitely did not consider him an adult at such a young age.  Josh did not consider himself to be a man, that was for sure.
                Maybe that was the point.  Maybe he was not supposed to understand yet.  Maybe it was understanding the reasons behind the ceremony and the following celebration that mattered.  Maybe when he was older, he would be able to figure it out, and that would be when he really entered adulthood. 
                Josh nodded slightly to himself.  That sounded reasonable.  Well, more reasonable than anything he had been told so far anyway.
**************************
For those who are not Jewish, this is a Bar Mitzvah party.  The Bar Mitzvah is pretty much a boy's thirteenth birthday, but there's a whole bunch of ceremony around it.  The big party afterwards is more recent I think.  It's really just a bigger than normal birthday party, but people tend to go all out with them.  So yeah, that's what's going on here.  Have a nice day.

Friday, July 7, 2017

Word: Phenology

phenology

[fi-nol-uh-jee]
noun
1. the science dealing with the influence of climate on the recurrence of such annual phenomena of animal and plant life as budding and bird migrations.
************************
“That’s not right.” Dr. Leon Hammil said. 
He adjusted his glasses as he looked at the screen.  They never quite fit right, and had a nasty habit of distorting certain things if they fell at the wrong angle.  But, as he quickly found out, they were not the cause of the oddities he was seeing.
“Hey Phil, come take a look at this.” Leon said.  He wheeled his chair to the side to allow his colleague, Dr. Phil Wilcox, to see the screen.
“What am I looking at?” Phil asked.
“The latest data on avian migratory patterns.” Leon replied.  “They’re off.”
“Which ones and by how much?”
“All of them, and by just over a hundred miles.”
“That can’t be right.”
Phil scrunched his nose and carefully examined the data.  It took him a few minutes to examine the layout of charts, graphs and tables that had been arraigned on Leon’s computer screen.  Sure enough, every single migrating bird in the country was migrating to areas a hundred miles away from where they had in previous years.
“That’s not right.” Phil said, echoing Leon’s thoughts on the matter.
“What do you make of it?” Leon asked.  “Maybe climate change?”
“No, that can’t be it.  If that was the case, we’d be seeing a gradual shift over time.  This is sudden.  It can’t be due to climate change.”
“So then, if that isn’t it, then what?”
“I have no idea.  Have you checked insect migration?”
“Not yet.  Hold on, I’ll do that now.”
Leon gently nudged his colleague out of the way so he could work.  His fingers flew over the keys in well practiced motions that would call up the requested data.  Once it was up, both men examined it.  It showed the exact same results as the birds.  The insects were simply not going where they should have. 
“This is going to be bad, isn’t it?” Leon asked. 
Phil sighed.  “Very bad.  Just birds or insects changing their migration habits to such an extent would be very bad for their intended ecosystems, but both at once?  There will definitely be crops that don’t grow, and other animal species will either go hungry or go out of control.”
“So, what should we do about this?”
“What can we do?  We’re just the scientists that monitor these things.  It’s not like we have any power to actually do anything about it.  We just have to tell the people who can do something and hope they actually listen.”
“Well, we can at least try and figure out why this is happening.  I mean, this is what we do, right?”  Leon looked at Phil, hoping the older scientist would have some insight into what they would be doing from now on.
“We can hope to find something.  But it won’t be easy, I hope you know that, right?”
“Yeah, I know.  So, where should we start?”
“Honestly?  I have no idea.  I guess we just keep going over the data and hope to find something.”
“Well then, let’s get started.”
************************
Yeah, this one was a bit tough.  I had no idea what I was going to write, so yeah, this probably isn't the best thing I've ever written.