Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Word: abecedarian



 

abecedarian

\ ey-bee-see-DAIR-ee-uhn \  , noun;
1. a person who is learning the letters of the alphabet.
2. a beginner in any field of learning.
adjective:
1. of or pertaining to the alphabet.
2. arranged in alphabetical order.
3. rudimentary; elementary; primary.

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                Mary held her squirming child on her lap in front of the large picture book.  The baby boy seemed much more interested in his mother’s hair than the colorful pictures laid out in front of him.
                “Hold still Petey.” Mary said as she tried to untangle her hair from his fingers.  Eventually she managed to pry his attention from her hair and to the book.  “Ok, see this?  This is an A.  It goes Ah.”  She pointed to a large, colorful picture of the letter next to an illustrated apple.  Peter patted the fruit, grasping at it and babbling.
                “What in the world are you doing?”  Said Alex, Mary’s husband.
                “Oh, I’m just teaching Pete here the letters.”  She replied while still trying to maintain her son’s tenuous focus on the book.
                “Seriously?  The kid doesn’t even know what his feet are for yet and you’re teaching him to read?”  Alex said with an amused grin on his face.
                “No, not reading.  That comes later.  For now, just the letters will do.”
                “Right.  You know he probably doesn’t even know what language is yet, right?  I mean, he’s not even a year old.”
                “You can never start too soon.  At this age he’s absorbing everything he hears, even if he doesn’t understand what it means yet.  So, the sooner we get started on this kind of thing, the better.”
                “Where’d you hear that?”  Alex asked.  He knew kids took in just about everything, but he also felt this was pushing it a bit.
                “It’s all over the net. All the experts say to get started on your kid’s education early.  It helps improve overall intelligence.  You do want him to be smart, don’t you?”  She asked slyly.
                “Well, yeah.  Of course I do.  But you know better than to believe everything on the internet.  Besides, I don’t think those experts  meant trying to teach a newborn about the alphabet.  I think they probably meant wait till they can walk first at the very least.”
                “I’m sure they did.  But the way I figure is, if that age is good, younger would be even better.”
                “Not sure it works that way, hun.”
                “Well, what do you suggest then?”
                “Just get him some baby books and read to him.  Right now it’s best if he just hears the sounds.  That way he still learns something, but it’s not being forced down his throat.”
                Mary considered his words.  She looked down at Pete, who was trying to lift up one of the thick, cardboard pages so he could put it in his mouth.  He soon gave up and went back to Mary’s hair.  She did want to help him get a head start on an education, but she also had to admit that Alex had a point as well.  Still, she could at least try.  Maybe it would end up working.  At the very least, she could finish the book.
                “Alright, fine.  We’ll try it your way.  But not right now.  I already started reading this one to him.  I might as well finish.”
“Yeah, sure.  I’m just saying take it easy on him.  He doesn’t have to be a genius right away.”
“Just right away?”
“Well, yeah.  Once he’s a bit older we’ll see what we can do to get his IQ over 150.”  He said. 
Both he and Mary couldn’t help but chuckle at that.
                Alex made his way to the couch and sat next to his family.  Mary resumed reading to Peter, with Alex making comments every now and then.  Peter, for his part, was now greatly interested in his parent’s wedding rings.  
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Not sure if I got the kid's behavior right.  I'm not really an expert on how babies act at any given age, but that's not too important for this one.  And I'm sure there's at least a few parent's out there who try and do something like this with their kids, with mixed results, I'm sure.

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