Monday, March 23, 2020

Word: Schlep



schlep

or schlepp, shlep, shlepp

[ shlep ]
Slang.

verb (used with object), schlepped, schlep·ping.

1) to carry; lug: to schlep an umbrella on a sunny day.

verb (used without object), schlepped, schlep·ping.

2) to move slowly, awkwardly, or tediously: We schlepped from store to store all day.

noun

3) Also schlep·per. someone or something that is tedious, slow, or awkward; drag.

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               Kevin’s legs felt like they were filled with lead.  He could barely lift them, so his shoes scraped along the rocky dirt path.  Sweat soaked every bit of fabric he wore and dripped down his face like a waterfall.  He had difficulty keeping his eyes open thanks to the sting of the salty liquid.  His water supply was nearly up, thanks to him foolishly squandering it early in the trek.  Now he was paying for it.
               “Hey, come on, keep up!”
               And then there was that.  His annoyingly perky, chipper girlfriend, Nicole.  She was barely sweating and looked only slightly winded. 
               “You know…” Kevin gasped.  His voice was weak, thin, and each word was followed by a deep breath of air in a weak attempt to fill his aching lungs.  “If you really wanted me to keep pace, you could carry some of this stuff.”
               “Hey, don’t blame me.  You wanted to be the big, strong man and carry the big pack.” She said with a smug look on her face.
               “Not with everything loaded onto it.” Kevin countered.  “I thought you would at least take a sleeping bag or something.”
               She stopped on the path and waited for him to catch up.  He flopped onto the hard ground the moment he was able to.  He did not even care that a rock was sticking into the back of his leg.  He was just glad to be rid of the weight of the overstuffed hiker’s backpack he had regrettably chosen to carry. 
               “Oh, it can’t be that bad, you big baby.” Nicole said.
               “It weighs almost as much as I do.”
               It was not as much of an exaggeration as he would have liked.  With the tent, two sleeping bags, and enough supplies for a three-day camping trip, it had to weigh at least a hundred pounds.  At least, it felt like it did.
               “It does not.  It can’t be more than fifty or sixty pounds.”
               “You try carrying that much uphill for a few miles in the hot sun and see how well you do.”
               “Okay, fine, I will.  Then we’ll see.”
               It was with an air of immense satisfaction that Kevin shrugged the heavy-duty straps off his shoulders, allowing his sweat soaked back to receive a cooling breeze.  Nichole squatted down, slipped the straps around her and stood.  Then she immediately fell over.
               “Dear lord, what is in his thing?” She cried after she managed to right herself and slip the pack off.
               “Everything you said we’d need.”
               “No way.  That can’t be that heavy.” 
               She opened the pack and began taking inventory of what was inside.  She did a few quick mental calculations and she looked at his with apologetic embarrassment.
               “Okay, maybe I underestimated how much all that would weigh.” She said.
               “Uh huh, go on.”
               “And maybe I shouldn’t have loaded it all onto on pack.”
               “And?”
               Nicole let out a long, dramatic sigh.  “And maybe I can take a few things for the rest of the trip.”
               “After I catch my breath?”
               “Yes.  After you catch your breath.”
               With a weak smile, Kevin went from sitting to laying down.  He would deal with the rocks poking various places later.  For now, he was just glad to know that his load would be a little bit lighter.
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I don't go on hikes very often.  Not really my idea of a good time.  But hey, if you like that sort of thing, more power to you.

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