Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Word: Nimiety





nimiety

[ni-mahy-i-tee]
noun, plural nimieties.
1. excess; overabundance:
nimiety of mere niceties in conversation.
2. an instance of this.

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               Mr. Tavin sat at the head of the large table with his fingertips pressed lightly together.  The other people at the table shuffled papers and looked over reports as a few late comers entered the room as quietly as they dared.  It wasn’t until all seats were filled that he began speaking.
                “Thank you all for making it.”  He said.  His eyes moved around the room, lingering on those who had come late.  “Now that everyone’s here, we can begin.  What’ve you all got for me today?”
                None of the others spoke.  They simply shuffled and fidgeted in their seats.  Mr. Tavin could already tell he wouldn’t like whatever they had to say.  Finally one of them gathered the courage to say something.
                “Nothing good sir.”  Said the middle aged man.  “All resource intakes are at an all time low, and there’s not much that can be done at this point to change that.”  Mr. Tavin could see the sweat starting to form on the man’s forehead.
                “Really now?”  Mr. Tavin asked.
                “Y-yes, sir.”  Said another one, this time a much younger man.  “Food production is still falling, wood isn’t growing fast enough to meet demand, and all metal resources have been mined out to the point where getting access to more simply no longer worth it, or too dangerous.”
                Mr. Tavin had suspected as much.  It had been the same as the last two meetings.  He had tried to get his people to work on the ever increasing resource issue, but so far nothing had worked.  He leaned back in his seat and thought.
                “Is there anything we have enough of?  Anything at all?”  He asked.  It took a few seconds before anyone said anything. 
                “Actually, there is sir.”  Said one of the older members.  Mr. Tavin said nothing, although his ears perked up.  “The population still continues to climb.  Frankly, there’s far too many people around, and yet the numbers just keep going up.”
                “Really now?  So we have dwindling resources and an overabundance of people who need them.”  Mr. Tavin wanted to launch into  a long string of swears and curses, but that would be in poor taste.  It was getting worse every time.  “Is there any way we can use that to our advantage?  Any way at all we can use that high population growth to help solve the other problems?”  It was a long shot, but there might be something they could do.
                “Well, there’s always the Soylent Green approach?”  Said the younger member.
                “The what?”  Mr. Tavin asked.
                “It’s from an old movie.  The major corporation put our food rations that turned out to be human bodies.  Maybe something like that?”
                “Hmm.  An interesting idea.  Use half the population to feed the other half.”  Mr. Tavin hated himself for even considering such an option.  “But no, that wouldn’t work.  It would involve too many sudden disappearances and lead to too many questions.  All it would take is one misplaced tooth or bone and we’d be in more hot water than we can handle.  Anything else?”
                “Well, there’s always human experimentation.”  Said one of the female members. 
                “Go on.”
                “We use the excess population as guinea pigs for various experiments.  We can maybe find a way to use them to fix various problems with resources in that way, at least if we’re lucky.”
                “Hm, interesting.  Very interesting.  Reduce the population and attempt to find a solution to the problem at the same time.  Yes, that could work.”  Mr. Tavin said.  “And if we spin it right, nobody will complain.  Ask for volunteers for the experiments and promise them things like food or money or some such and we’ll have more than enough test subjects.  And if we say it’s for the good of humanity than nobody will complain or question it.”  It wasn’t ideal, since there were so many things that could go wrong with human experiments, but it was likely the best idea that would be presented.  The meeting had just started, so there would be quite a bit more, but best to put out as many tendrils as possible.
                “So, I have your permission to start, sir?”  She asked.
                “Yes you do.  Write up a formal proposal with what sorts of experiments you have in mind, and make sure you keep me in the loop at all times, understood?”
                “Yes, sir.” 
                “Good. Now, any other ideas?”
                As the other members struggled to come up with something, Mr. Tavin eyed the woman who had presented the idea.  She would be interesting to work with, he could already tell.  Human experimentation was a tricky business, but she was right.  Using the people for such things would go far.  After all, even if there were sacrifices, there would always be more people.  
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And thus, and evil corporation is born....Dun dun dun.  Why do I get the feeling that there'll be a lot of these in the future?  Hmmm......

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