Tuesday, March 19, 2019

Word: Obsurantism




obscurantism

[uh b-skyoo r-uh n-tiz-uh m, ob-skyoo-ran-tiz-uh m]

noun

opposition to the increase and spread of knowledge.
deliberate obscurity or evasion of clarity.

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               “Is everyone here?” Asked the man known to the group as Calculus as he entered the hidden room.  He asked more out of habit than anything.  There should be thirteen people left after the last meeting, instead there were only ten, counting himself.
               “We’re missing Lithography, German History, and Cardiovascular System.” Said a thin woman who had taken the pseudonym Astronomy.
               “Damn.” Calculus said.  “Do we know what happened to them?”
               Astronomy shook her head.  The other members of the group looked ashamed or saddened.  Silence hung in the air.  Calculus clenched his fist.  The lack of certainty about members of the group, especially since one of them was his second in command, was hard for him to take.  One of the group’s youngest members, dubbed 2000’s Popular Culture, hesitantly spoke up.
               “I don’t know about Litho, but I saw German and Cardio get taken by a bunch of Obscurians.”
               The gasps of shock from the group members was overshadowed by the string of curses that escaped the mouth of its leader.
               “Two.  Two more of us gone.” Astronomy whispered.
               “Two more than we can afford to lose.  At least Lithography is still around.” Calculus said.
               “Hopefully.”
               “He is.  That man can hide anywhere.  If anyone could escape the Obscurians, it’s him.  It’s one of the reasons why he knows the safe houses.”
               “What if he was taken though?” Another member, an older woman called Air Currents, asked nervously. 
               Calculus did not answer.  He thought long and hard, but could not come up with anything.  He chose instead to change the subject.
               “It doesn’t matter.  Litho can hide as long as needed.  What matters is that two other members got taken.  That means we have days at best, hours at worst.  We need to pack as much as we can and get moving.” 
               Every member of the group got to work.  The younger members gathered and shouldered as much as they could carry, while the older members made sure nothing would be lost before gathering what little they could.  Nobody was happy to be moving again, and the work was done in near silence.  That ended when the door slid open.  Everyone held their breath, ready to drop everything and run at a moment’s notice.  They relaxed when they saw a tall, lanky man entering.
               “Lithography.” Calculus said, relief coloring the word.
               “Sorry I’m late.” Lithography said while rubbing the back of his balding head. 
               “Don’t be, my friend.  We figured you’d gone to ground after…after what happened.  I’m just glad you’re okay.”
               “What happened…ah, I see.  I don’t see some of our members.  They were taken?”
               The silence did enough to answer.  Lithography nodded at nothing and looked around the room.
               “So, that leaves ten.  Ten seekers of knowledge, and all ready to go.  Backs loaded, ready to head to the next safe house.”
               Calculus felt a sudden chill.  “Lithography, there are eleven of us left.  You forgot to count yourself.
               “Did I?  No, I don’t think I forgot anything.  You see…” Lithography slid his sleeve back to reveal a hidden arm band with a small button on it.  All eyes widened when they saw it.  Most tried to run immediately, but it was too late.  “I was never one of you.”
               The button was pressed and a matter of seconds later, A dozen men clad in dark, heavy armor and bearing weapons of various types, both lethal and non, burst into the room.  The members of the group did their best to run or hide, but it did nothing.  They were either too old to run, or carried burdens too heavy to run in.  Each of them was roughly and painfully brought down.  It was sheer fortune that none of the Obscurians needed to use their weapons.
               “Lithography, you traitor!” Calculus roared, even as his arms were wrenched back by one of the armed invaders.
               “First of all, my name is D-237.  And traitor?  I think not.  As far as I’m concerned, all of you are traitors to the state.  You all pursue knowledge, something expressly forbidden by the State.  For, as we all know, knowledge must be contained, lest it destroy us all.  You have broken that sacred law, and so shall be called traitors to all.  Goodbye, Calculus.  Such a shame I never learned your real name, but I suppose it doesn’t matter much.  After all, you won’t be around for much longer.”
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Yes, this is inspired by that high school English staple, Fahrenheit 451.  If you haven't read it yet (is that even possible these days?) I suggest you do.  It's a staple book for a reason, after all. 

Wednesday, March 13, 2019

Word: Diffident




diffident

[dif-i-duhnt]

adjective

lacking confidence in one's own ability, worth, or fitness; timid; shy.
restrained or reserved in manner, conduct, etc.
Archaic . distrustful.

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               “Guys, I don’t think I can do this.” Josh said as he poked his head out just enough to see the audience.
               “Oh, don’t give us that.  You’ll do fine.” Ben replied.
               “No, I can’t.  There’s no way I’m good enough.  They’ll see I suck, and then I’ll get laughed at and nobody will want anything to do with me and—”
               “Okay, I’m going to stop you right there.” Chris said, placing a hand on Josh’s shoulder.  “Josh, buddy, you’ll do fine.  You’ve been practicing for months now, just for this day.  You do not suck.”
               “Yes, I do.  I know.  I’ve listened to myself on a recording, and it’s terrible.”
               Ben and Chris looked at each other out of the corner of their eyes.  Josh was a great guy, but it could be hard to be friends with him at times like these.  They just needed a way to make him forget about his nerves.
               “How about this.” Ben said.  “If you go out there, I’ll have Nichole set you up with one of her friends.”
               “Why not just set him up with Nichole?” Chris asked. 
This earned him a punch in the arm for daring to suggest such a thing.  Ben liked Josh just fine, but not enough for a sister date.  Having said sister set Josh up with one of her very attractive friends, on the other hand, was just fine.  And it was an idea that Josh was considering.
His face turned light red as e thought about it.  “Can…can she get me a date with Sally?”
“Sure, no problem.”
“Good choice, by the way.” Chris said.  “Course, hard to have a bad choice with that group.”
Another quick jab to his arm kept any further comments from being formed.  Josh looked like he was about ready to go out, but he froze.
“What…what if she hates me?” He asked.
“Who, Sally?” Ben asked.  Josh nodded.  “Well, that’s a risk all guys take when they date a girl.  At least you have the advantage of knowing something about Sally going in, and you don’t even have to cyber-stalk her first.”
This did not seem to comfort Josh much, if at all.
“But, what if—”
“No.” Chris said sharply.  “Don’t go down that road, man.  Just don’t.  You just need to have more confidence in yourself.”
“Confidence in what?  I don’t have any skills, I’m not good looking, I’m just…just…well, you know.”
“Okay, I have to know why you think that about yourself.” Ben asked.  “I mean, I’m pretty sure nobody thinks that kind of stuff about you.”
“Probably because nobody thinks about me.”
“Oh, that’s not it at all, trust me.  Now just get out there, do your thing like you practiced, and then I’ll see about that date.  And don’t worry so much, you’ll do fine.  They’ll all love you.”
“Plus, you might not even need Nichole and Ben to get you a lady friend once this is all over with.” Chris said.  He slapped Josh lightly on the back, pushing him further towards the curtain.  “Now get out there and wow them.”
“Okay, okay.”  Josh said.  His breathing was fast and heavy, and he felt a cold sweat start to form on his back.  “I’ll go, but don’t be surprised if I suck and everyone hates me.”
Before either of the other two could say a word, Josh strode out onto the stage, using quick steps to hide his nerves.  He looked out onto the audience, took a deep breath, and began.
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I used to act when I was a kid.  And by act, I mean I was in a few community plays for a little while.  It was mainly minor rolls, nothing noteworthy.  I grew out of it pretty quickly though.  Now I'd probably freeze up the moment I got out on stage.  I...I don't like big crowds.  I just don't.

Wednesday, March 6, 2019

Word:Nice-nellyism




nice-nellyism

or nice-Nel·ly·ism

[nahys-nel-ee-iz-uh m]

noun

excessive modesty; prudishness.

a euphemism:

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               “Shelly, you ready yet?” Nichole called.
               “Uh, yeah, I’m good.  I still don’t know why you want me to come, but I’m ready.”
               As Nichole’s roommate entered the living area of their campus owned apartment, Nichole huffed.
               “I’m making you come because you need to have a good time.  Get out there, meet some people, you know?”
               “I do just fine, thank you very much.”
               Nichole turned to face her roommate and nearly fell.  “What…what are you wearing?”
               “What?  You said to wear my party clothes, so that’s what I did.”
               “Those are not party clothes.  Those are things my great grandma would wear.”
               Shelly wore a heavy, figure concealing, powder blue blouse and matching skirt that ended just above her ankle.  The thing was so bulky and formless that the only way it would catch anyone’s eye was out of pity.
               “What?  It’s fun.  It’s colorful.  It’s perfect for a party.”
               “Maybe in Amish country.  Besides, you wear the same kind of thing all the time.  The whole point of this thing is to wear short skirts and low cut tops.”
               “Why would I do that?  Besides, this is my short skirt.  It’s a whole inch shorter than normal.”
               Nichole groaned.  This was going to be harder than she thought. 
               “We are going to this party to hook up.  You know, get a guy, have some fun and then never see him again.”
               Shelly’s eyes opened wide and she gasped.  “No!  I would never do that.  That…that’s just not the kind of thing a lady should be doing.”
               Nichole rubbed the bridge of her nose.  “Shelly, what the hell?  You have got to be the single hottest girl on campus.  Why are you acting like we’re still in the Victorian era?  You should have guys tripping over themselves just to get within five feet of you.  And here you are, trying to go to a frat party dressed like a librarian crossed with a school teacher.  And not even the fun kinds.”
               “Both very noble professions, and whose choice of fashion should not be in question.  Also, you’re making me go to this party thing.  I’m simply not interested in frivolous hookups.  That kind of thing should wait until marriage anyway.”
               Nichole said nothing for several seconds.  Her mind was too busy processing what Shelly had just said.  And the fact that she looked so sure of what she was saying made it so much harder for Nichole to properly understand. 
               “Oh my god, you’re serious, aren’t you?  You actually believe in all that bible stuff, don’t you?”
               “Well, I’m not all that religious, but I understand some of the morality.  I didn’t learn it from there though.  My parents and grandparents did.  They always told me a woman’s body is a sacred thing and should be treated as such.  Only the man who you spend your life with should be allowed access to it.”
               “Wow.  Just…just wow.  I can honestly say I’ve never heard anyone who actually thinks like that anymore.  This is just…wow.  You know what, maybe you should stay back.  For some reason, I’m thinking this might not be a good place to get you started on the whole meeting people thing.  Maybe something…gentler.  Like a campus mixer or something.”
               “That does sound much more enjoyable, yes.”
               “Yeah, I’m sure.  Anyway, I’m still going to the party.  You can stay here and do…whatever it is you do.  See ya.”
               “Okay, have fun.  Just not that kind of fun.”
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 Yeah, to be honest, I'm kind of drawing a blank on what else to say right now.  So, you know, have a nice day all that.